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A tragedy in two acts

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Oh my god the bear is espresso ice so the coffee gets stronger as he melts

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When I tell you I was not prepared, mentally or emotionally, for this kiosk to appear in my grocery store unannounced. Legit thought I was having a menty b and was hallucinating a poke center IRL. I get it NOW but the way I stood squinting at this for a good 5 minutes 😬

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Senator Cory Booker has now broken the record for the longest Senate Floor speech, previously held by Strom Thurmond (24 hours 18 minutes).

submitted 77 days ago • 318 comments

The Domino's Doorbell Princess commercial lives rent-free in my head

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Black cats have my soul in a chokehold. I've never known love like until my girl Sable

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Reading a fantasy book by most authors when a 'horse sized frog' appears: yaaaay frog When the author is @seananmcguire.bsky.social who I know has a very good understanding of how frogs work: THIS IS NOT SAFE

submitted 94 days ago • 16 comments

I wanna know how that private hall is used for that last one

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

My tummy hurts

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

My insurance lady likes me so much that she tried to set me up with her coworker 😂 There's an age difference that doesn't work out, but damn my odds of having a meet-cute through my life insurance lady were higher than I would've anticipated

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

It's not a workout if it doesn't give your muscles a delicious tremble afterward (At least for me)

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

My mom: that's one thing I do love about you, you commit to the bit

submitted 125 days ago • 1 comment

Where are the Nickelodeon slime buckets? I feel like if we made all the offices into the Hidden Temple obstacles, filmed their attempts and posted them, that would slow some folks down.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

they say "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" well i don't want to be strong, i want to drink iced coffee and read books and take naps.

submitted 132 days ago • 46 comments

I used to be able to chug bottles/cups/jugs of alcohol with speed in my younger years. Now if I even so much as try to drink water or coffee in anything so much as resembling a timely manner, my throat clenches in protest of the prior abuse. This pisses me off to no end...

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Stuffed potato mochi

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

"I forgot about the feral cat..." "Yeah, it's real easy to!"

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Not to get all political on you but actually I do think you should be talking to people you know about this

submitted 141 days ago • 457 comments

My second genie's wish would be that there were more hours in the day. The third would be that I could still function on 4hrs of sleep in that extended day.

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

thought lily allen's song about her brother alfie was funny when it first came out then he was in game of thrones and i was like ahh shit he's a real person :( that's actually mean and now i firmly believe, given the same circumstances, my big sister would have written a sisterly diss song about me

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I keep getting real confused when a coworker says something about my hair, because how tf would they notice that? And I have to remind myself I went from that to this with zero notice overnight. This isn't a cut I expected to do even two weeks ago ✨️I✨️ keep forgetting it's different.

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Maybe it's cause I'm a horror fan, but I'm getting big The Thing vibes from the TikTok revival. Also, the folks at XHS are scared they're gonna lose their newfound American friends so I'm chill over there until we find out what crawled into TT's skin #tiktok #rednote #xhs

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

I don't see much point in arguing which elderly racist white man is technically responsible for this particular fuckup

submitted 150 days ago • 5 comments

Took Winnie for a hike today

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

Garbage that everything closes after dark. How tf am I supposed to get myself a tasty treat after depression napping?

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Americans realizing the propaganda was about themselves. youtube.com/shorts/uPNhu...

submitted 152 days ago • 18 comments

Caught this moose on the kid's new bed. She's pretty convinced that all her nap spots must be memory foam too. #anatolianshepherd #notaworkingdog #spoilt #epidogs

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"Witch Bunny : Fun moments". Lovely characters created/animated by brazilian artist Fernanda Dias. www.youtube.com/shorts/oTMiI...

submitted 228 days ago • 24 comments

In case you were having a bad day, I want you to know: at the very least, you did not have to go through today covered in spiderlings. I had a bunch of baby spiders raining on me during a work conference and I learned I am likely the only one in my office not scared of spiders 😂

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