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hayleyrebecca.bsky.social
Oregonian, pothead paralegal with an anthropology degree and some amazing cats. DMs from other fans of David Caruso always accepted. Yeah!
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Most of our problems could be solved by properly funding public education.

submitted 28 days ago • 632 comments

my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache

submitted 52 days ago • 228 comments

@hbomax.bsky.social whyyyyyy did you take the ball drop away at 11pm! What about the west coast?! Rude!

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Melatonin is an absolute grift.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

When you are petting your little kitty in the dark and accidentally put your finger in his ear! 😹

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

Maybe if I give this song to the Internet it will finally leave my head.

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Okay, Hot Frosty was amazing and I cried but I would like to discuss the ending.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends: 1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration; 2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you; 3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.

submitted 68 days ago • 789 comments

People say I’m hard to shop for all while this exquisite object exists.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Blocking people with shit takes on Christmas movies today.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie

submitted 76 days ago • 284 comments

Still can’t get over how hot Cousin Balki is now.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I know I say lol too much but I just don’t want anyone to be mad at me. Lol.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

My Little Tilly. She answers to Tillis Philler or Tilapia or Terrible Tilly (look it up!) as well. 😻

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

At the 7-11, man outside as I’m going in who said “I like your pants” and I was like, thanks! On the way out he asked if I had any extra pot he could have, kind of nerfed the compliment. I did, in fact, have pot in the car but I didn’t give him any and now I feel bad.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Just up too early crying whilst reading about a celebrity and the death of her beloved rabbit. I really wish I were better at sleeping. Rip, Tina the bunny.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Fentanyl smuggling is ultimately funded by U.S. consumers who pay for illicit opioids: nearly 99 percent of whom are U.S. citizens. In 2021, U.S. citizens were 86.3 percent of convicted fentanyl drug traffickers—ten times greater than convictions of illegal immigrants for the same offense.

submitted 90 days ago • 15 comments

Is he not perfect? My Captain Augustus McCrae, Texas Ranger.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Just want to give that sad, cynical version of me who said that nothing would ever come of the Trump charges a hug and whisper, “You were right.”

submitted 90 days ago • 18 comments

My superpower is I can tell whenever the coffee cups in a tv show are empty. Law & Order hasn’t seen a wet cup in 30 years.

submitted 91 days ago • 1299 comments

You guys, watch every second of this.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

You guys, watch every second of this.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite headline today: "Netflix’s ‘sexy snowman’ film gets better Rotten Tomatoes score than Gladiator"

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Can we agree to stop putting crunchy sugar on top of bran muffins? So annoying. Also, release the report!

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

“It is possible to commit no errors and still lose. That's not a weakness. That's life.” – Captain Jean-Luc Picard

submitted 96 days ago • 7 comments

Being a gamer in your 30s means you get all the games you always wanted but finish maybe 3 of them and replay your favorite ones over and over

submitted 96 days ago • 835 comments

Cats!

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

May we all write hornier in the next 4 years!

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I am a probate paralegal and I love this job, but people die too often.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I am experiencing Schadenfreude.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Woke up from a forced Christianity dream and now I’m wide awake and wondering how long until they try to make me love their guy Jesus by governmental decree. Guess it’s time for coffee and witchcraft.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments