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I was fresh as hell, then I got #starved
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K just checking bye!

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This is the app for figurative language and satire, right? Also, literal language, right?

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I'm not going to wait around for you to get there. Not again. Be best!

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One day a decade from now y'all will look back on these posts and be like oooooohhhhh

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#biting

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I had to remind someone earlier today that I went to college for learning how to word. They didn't take it seriously then, I wonder what they thinking now? 🤔

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Cicada Summer is over though. No excuses. These bugs better be normal regular little shits. And depending on how they behave I can either escort them out of my African American domicile, spray some raid, or throw my beauty supply flip flops. Your choice, bugs, I'm leading with kindness.

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It's heating up outside, so many bugs and buggers out here where is my can of raid 😫

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Ever come across someone who didn't realize you figured out the last 4 or so decades of your life on your own so actually, there is no big reveal to be had? You should stop coming across those people.

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Ever come across someone who requires connecting the dots so you connect the dots for them and they still don't get it? You should stop coming across them people AMEN!

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My day went as expected. How was yours?

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I got so used to my phone acting less African American than usual that I totally forgot to use it for anything other than as a phone ©Troy from Community

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I forgot to take new photos 😫

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P.S. [ ] don't [ ] my vibe ©Kendrick Lamar

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It's officially that time where I'm not allowed to go back to sleep. No sleep for the weary.

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You should probably ASK QUESTIONS first. Don't be out here looking stupid in public, it's not cute.

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Ever come across people who approach you with something they heard 2 years ago? Or 6 months ago? Or last month? Do they ask questions first or do they start running their mouth first? I'm tryna see something 🤔

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Doomscrolling already hit its expiration date. I mean, it did very soon after I mentioned it almost 2 years ago.

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Important updates only.

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Well sometimes. Sometimes it can be helpful, but I'm telling you disconnecting has done wonders for my attention span.

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Could you imagine listening to the Internet when the Internet only has a fraction of the story. And backers. And subscribers. And scripts.

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It's months later aaaaaaaand glad I wasn't paying as much attention. Because none of that applied to me.

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A whole bunch of videos keep popping up from months ago. So many influencers.

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Dang it, still can't sleep. I did notice something now that I'm paying more attention to my social media.

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K bye!

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Btw, those last posts were coded and you should read into them.

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Don't know why that thought just came to mind for some reason...

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"It's on yo nose!" ©Katt Williams

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Oklahoma, Idaho, Texas, Indiana, Mississippi, Tennessee, Florida, Alabama, or Arkansas. Which one y'all think is best in these times we're living in right now 🤔

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I have so much family across the US and so many states to choose from.

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Having trouble sleeping. I have to move in with some family and I need some advice.

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I'm finna go to bed. Won't be going to sleep, but I will be going to bed.

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I'm ok with that. We live to be old af these days ugh gotta have something to do

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MY progress 😑

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As long as there's work to be done, I'll be a work in progress.

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Ok now, go to bed!

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Oops! Forgot to mention something: a metric fuckton of horrible things have happened to me particularly over the last year. Anyone who don't like me posting, go jump in a ditch and stay your hornery ass in there. Indefinitely. Foh

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Anyway, that's enough outrage for me this evening. It's 9 o'clock do you know where your children are? Or course you do they're on the internet. All of you, go to bed!

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There should be rules against that but lol right?

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On a closing note, always read the fine print. Them terms and conditions are subject to change at any moment and you will be ass out of you're not paying attention.

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#babysitting 😒

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Social media can be useful. It can also be a trap. When you're faced with being silenced, it can be freeing. There's much more to be said but you see the way my integrity is set up

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Also can somebody help me update my AI on my phone, it's been acting weird af

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I'm not mad btw, just internetting.

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Also, diversify your squad cuz y'all be out here looking ashy and greasy at the same time. But you didn't hear that from me. Wouldn't listen if I warned your hardheaded ass anyway 😒

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If so, I'mma need y'all asses to get off here and go talk to real people.

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What happened that led to people you don't even know feeling entitled to your time, your attention, and your stellar babysitting abilities? Was it social media that changed the landscape?

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And that's ok. Believe it or not, that's the way aging/maturing is supposed to go. The more you know, the less you suffer fools.

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When you grow and you haven't the time to spare, you tend not to be able to tolerate people who have not grown and who have all the time in the world to spare doing the stupidest shit known to man.

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