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Standing on my deck, I watched a hummingbird drink as traffic passed by.

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ARGH. That Youtuber computer geek I mentioned before has added a new word to his lexicon. I heard him clearly say "It's dieselly clean-looking" and I seriously cannot figure out what he's trying to say in English.

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I preemptively forgive my cats for eating me if I should die on them.

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Like, isn't "the president" "throwing a parade" "in his honor" "for his birthday" just about the fucking reddest of flags? People think this is normal. They have mobilized the bottom third. Can I start saying "I told you so" yet?

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I made a playlist that is nothing but Venetian Snares and Squarepusher. I called it "Venetian Squares." Sorry if I have posted this before.

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The stupid... it b-u-r-n-s...!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥

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PRO TIP: EXECUTIVE ORDERS ARE NOT LAWS! I explain this in today's post on No Longer A Kid Rock's weird-ass photo op in the Oval Office — link to the whole thing is here: bit.ly/4jiSGf7 thanks for reading!

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Lint is really just your clothes evaporating.

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The donut on the glass plate.

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If you have listened to enough Squarepusher to enjoy Chin Hippy, then you should check out Venetian Snares. It's some Canadian dude who really hated where he lived for a while, or perhaps he still lives there. I assume it's a guy because, well just check him out, and you'll see why. Good stuff.

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The Trump regime will arrest you in the middle of the night because you spoke your mind. And federal agents in plain clothes who refuse to identify themselves will be the ones to do it. If you think I'm being hyperbolic, watch this clip.

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John Oliver should just come out and admit that he's a furry.

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At the risk of repeating myself (I know I am), We are living in the dumbest possible future.

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My kitten Seven is a mean drunk.

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What's everybody doing for Being Single Appreciation Day tomorrow?

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This is the dumbest future possible.

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Ugh. It's the fucking gulf of america on google maps now.

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My second bedroom smells a lot like alcohol, and the bubbles continue!

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here's today's post: "doddering old fool gets pantsed by Canada and Mexico" — and Democrats finally wake the fuck up. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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Yeah, the shit that is going on right now is so unbelievably fucked up. We cannot let people get used to this before it's too late. I fear for my country. I am fearing this badly. I'm Michael Bluth (IDKWIE) on what he said about Palestine, but that just seems like

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I've only recently started hearing people use the word "mentee" and I have to say that I hate it. It sounds incredibly sophomoric, and I've always known the term to be "protégé" which I think sounds far more eloquent.

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I've only ever named my bongs. I've never named a pipe. Is that weird?

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Why do I get the vibe that most ICE agents have like zero issues with what they are doing? Probably because people with that sort of ideology tend to gravitate to those sorts of jobs. We need to be really careful with the people we put into positions of power, or bad thi... Um... Shit, nevermind.

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I really do like him, but fucking-A, Chris Hayes reposts a lot of shit.

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Tom Jenkinson is simply amazing, and he managed to find three other musicians who can keep up with his songwriting.

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People with cats: Admit it. You play favorites. It doesn't feel quite right, but you do. You've got the good cat, and the asshole cat. (I am aware all cats are assholes, but to varying degrees.) I have a favorite kitty, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

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This is... what? I can't. I can't do this anymore. I can't act like things are normal, because shit is just really fucked up in the US right now. And I can't comprehend that 30% or more of voting age adults here think it's great. I keep waiting for them to wake up. Every day, something new.

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This. This is where we are. Christ on a cracker.

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One down, 1500 to go.

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This is Seven's new thing. Great. My very own trash kitten.

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I had a bond with her that Seven seems to be breaking, or at least interrupting for now (Probably until she reaches full maturity.) I just want to go full Elmyra Duff on her all the time, she's so damned cute.

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So it would seem that Janeway has settle on the mid-frequency squeak as her preferred means of verbal communication. It's the cutest fucking thing. Seven hasn't picked up any of Janey's vocal cues. It's weird. I hate to admit it, but Janeway is my favorite kitty. I had her first.

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I'm probably going to start reposting a little bit as I transition to this new format. But for now, I'll generally share most of what I am still posting on FB here. Character limits. Ugh.

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Hi there! If you're here, you probably know me. If you don't, I would ask you to please lower your expectation. I'm just nobody posting stupid shit and rants. But stick around if you want. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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