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And this doesn’t even mention all the other repulsive nonsense like NFT’s, Metaverse, self driving cars, etc they tried to push on us. What people do want is healthcare, housing, free TIME for themselves, but those things are a direct threat to the power that capital holds over labor.

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Seg of Dreamcast

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the Kennedy family is a decades-long experiment to determine the exact amount of brain damage that is survivable

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Luke: Is the dark side stronger? Yoda: No, no, no. Quicker, easier, more seductive. Luke: That sounds fucking sick ngl. Let's do that.

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if your Chris be Pine, your movie's fine, but if the Chris be Pratt, the acting's flat

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

And so it came to pass that Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was buried alive... And his castle in which so many cruel deeds took place fell rapidly into ruin. Rising over the buried dungeons in that god-forsaken wilderness, a solitary tower, like some monument to Evil, is all that remains.

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they should invent a kind of monorail with two rails

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

the eldritch HOA says your geometry is out of compliance (too Euclidean)

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Christmas songs can be festive, poignant, gimmicky, etc. but It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year feels like it's aggressively trying to sell me a car.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

"Hi, we saw your profile and thought you would be a great match for [complete bullshit job]" Is this what negging feels like?

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

visited by the Ghost of Christmas Blast

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ciabatta is the worst kind of bread. it's like biting into something and realizing it was made for decoration.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I have a joke about Tantalus but you'll never get it

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