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hbeggspert.bsky.social
Chicken farmer and nuggie producer. I am where food comes from. Professional shit poster. Satirical artist. Renaissance man. Autistic.
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This DIRT BAG has been ducking me for weeks. Every time I go to take a picture he dips. Not this time you piece of shit. I got you. #birds #animals

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Friends showed up. #wildlife #deer #animals

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

HI GOOBER! #chickens #bsckyardchickens

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

#chickens #backyardchickens pancake and her medium nuggets. I thought half of them were missing but when I walked over she just put them in a bucket.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Make village lake great again! I need #MAGA to help me uphold traditional values, traditional culture, and traditional names! I find it unacceptable that the name of this lake hurt snowflakes feelings and we need to change it back. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol... #maga #trump #elonmusk Save us!

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I wonder who the mom might be.... 🤔 #backyardchickens #chickens

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

They aren't living their best lives. They're living THE best lives. #pets #backyardchickens #chickens #ducks #jealous

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so proud of him. #ducks #pets

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I'll get back to chickens. But for anyone who doesn't understand what is happening in the world or why. We are living through the second business plot, which happened to be successful this time. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busines...

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Pancake and her nugget squad. #backyardchickens #chickens Finally warming enough for the birds to do bird things.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Why she looking at me like that? #pets

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

@atriocreal.bsky.social I saw your segment on chicken sexing. I'd be willing to answer questions about poultry and sexing.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

They are starting to get bored and it's still cold. I have been placing new objects in there every other day for them to have something new to learn about and look at. #backyardchickens #chickens

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

If I got eyed any harder I'd feel his beak ripping on my neck. #backyardchickens #chickens

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Nugget update. They prefer shitting on the plate and sleeping on the roost. I think we might be done with the plate soon. #backyardchickens #chickens

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Pancake is in mom jail with her nuggets because she will let them into boot prints and snow tunnels to die. #backyardchickens #chickens

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

A taco for the shut ins in shed one. Riddick found it. He told me. Must be why the girls love him so much. 😔

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I wish we had class solidarity the way rich folks do. #showerthoughts

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

#cats Clem is a barn cat She isn't getting to go outside and torture mice cause it's 2 degrees. She is having murder withdraws and depression. Don't feel bad for her, she makes the gusrds at gitmo look innocent.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Ding dong update. Nothing new. Everyone is annoying and loud and I remember why I don't do inside broods. #chickens #backyardchickens

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

They haven't left in 3 days. This is so sad. #chickens #backyardchickens

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment