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It’s easy to tell when someone doesn’t have real work to do because they make up fake work for someone else to do.

Clearly the drag race win was not based on the final lip sync…

Confession. In the song Talk Dirty, when Jason Derulo says 2 Chainz, I thought he was saying Cho Chang.

Everyone is going to Epic Universe and posting reveal videos. I wish cross-country travel was cheaper. 🥺🎻

You know how you’re just living life and then you remember how hard Danny Elfman scored the Spider-Man movies?

ok, these incredibly loving and supportive parents on Drag Race are making me teary-eyed. THIS is what the world needs

It’s been a good 6 months since I’ve had any idea what’s going on with my student loans.

The older I get, the more that going out on St. Patrick’s day sounds like a form of torture.

I apologize for saying Anora didn’t deserve the Academy Awards it received. I was wrong.

When Bowser and I promenade, someone always stops us for a chat. Yesterday our favorite interaction was with a man who talked at length about the stray chihuahuas in his country (Mexico) inhaling whole jalapeño slices off the ground.

I have never been more sad about a lip sync 😭 #dragrace

Am I the only one who is worrying daily that soon the work I’ve dedicated over a decade of my life to will be considered a waste of government spending? And my job won’t exist anymore? Or my hours will be severely cut? Or is that more evidence of (suspected) OCD?

Wild that my parents let me own a Christina Aguilera album and sing along with Genie in a Bottle when I was SEVEN.

It should be illegal for commercials to be a different volume than the television program.

So disappointed Demi didn’t win that award and hate when the Oscars gets all sweepy.

The Substance 1000% deserves the makeup award. #oscars

Cynthia has me in tears 😭😭

I used to get sick once every other year. I took those days for granted. At this point I feel guilty about how often I get sick because I miss work and plans.

Went to a birthday party on Saturday and half of us are incapacitated today. So that’s fun.

Teachers who voted for Donald Trump are shocked when the federal government and their republican state governor opt to cut school funding? Okey dokey.

Vacation haze has worn off. I had a dentist appointment this morning. Currently waiting on my annual with the OBGYN. The roads are gross and I still have an 8-hour shift.

Most stressed I’ve been watching an episode of Drag Race in a long time

Just now, randomly remembered that one time I got back to my dorm room after a class and had a voicemail from the FBI.

Anxiety is so isolating sometimes. You can tell someone “I am worried about this.” And they say “oh, that sucks.” It’s a reasonable response. Meanwhile your brain is on fire.

Why does this young man have a house on his head?

My god, I love Chappell Roan.

You guys ever feel bad for that groundhog?

For how much longer will the Badonka Dunk Tank be reasonable? Season 17 will never end. #dragrace

Yesterday I crossed paths with one of the workers installing new carpet in our building. He smiled and pointed to a bowl of crayon boxes and said to me, “yesterday I thought those were candy and almost ate them.” 😂😭

Feeling sad about the plane crash near DC and also, selfishly and irrationally, very nervous to fly next weekend.

Last week I was bummed about losing access to TikTok. Today I fully deleted my account and removed the app. Sad, but for the best, I think.

When I play Sims, I always give my sims the most desirable traits, like “good” and “ambitious.” But if I am being honest, my traits would probably be “cat lover,” “loner,” and “unflirty.”

That runway will go down in history. #DragRace

I respect any videogame that tells me the world is ending but lets me go fishing

I won’t commit to fully quitting Meta, but maaaaaaaaybe I can commit to posting ridiculous content…just to keep them guessing about me.

I played Coffee Talk because I was told it was a cute indie game in which I could make coffees and chat with my customers. Quickly realized it was a visual novel. Then the characters started talking about BDSM out of nowhere right when my husband got home from work. At least it was only $5.

it feels like TikTok got bitten by a zombie and is hiding the bite

What a week, huh?

Really hope OSU loses tonight. I could use a glimmer of happiness.

Losing the lions and TikTok in the same day is a real kick in the pants

The Lions having the best regular season in team history and getting the 1 seed only to be blown out in their own stadium in the Divisional is the most Lions things that could possibly happen. You could not write this. People would think it was too on the nose.

TikTok is gone. Trump gets inaugurated on Monday. The Lions are losing. 2025 is off to a hell of a start

Heartbreak all around tonight. We’ll try again tomorrow.

The Lions are a massive disappointment tonight. Unfortunate.