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Went to a birthday party on Saturday and half of us are incapacitated today. So that’s fun.

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Teachers who voted for Donald Trump are shocked when the federal government and their republican state governor opt to cut school funding? Okey dokey.

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Vacation haze has worn off. I had a dentist appointment this morning. Currently waiting on my annual with the OBGYN. The roads are gross and I still have an 8-hour shift.

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Most stressed I’ve been watching an episode of Drag Race in a long time

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Just now, randomly remembered that one time I got back to my dorm room after a class and had a voicemail from the FBI.

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Anxiety is so isolating sometimes. You can tell someone “I am worried about this.” And they say “oh, that sucks.” It’s a reasonable response. Meanwhile your brain is on fire.

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Why does this young man have a house on his head?

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My god, I love Chappell Roan.

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You guys ever feel bad for that groundhog?

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For how much longer will the Badonka Dunk Tank be reasonable? Season 17 will never end. #dragrace

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Yesterday I crossed paths with one of the workers installing new carpet in our building. He smiled and pointed to a bowl of crayon boxes and said to me, “yesterday I thought those were candy and almost ate them.” 😂😭

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Feeling sad about the plane crash near DC and also, selfishly and irrationally, very nervous to fly next weekend.

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Last week I was bummed about losing access to TikTok. Today I fully deleted my account and removed the app. Sad, but for the best, I think.

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When I play Sims, I always give my sims the most desirable traits, like “good” and “ambitious.” But if I am being honest, my traits would probably be “cat lover,” “loner,” and “unflirty.”

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That runway will go down in history. #DragRace

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I respect any videogame that tells me the world is ending but lets me go fishing

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I won’t commit to fully quitting Meta, but maaaaaaaaybe I can commit to posting ridiculous content…just to keep them guessing about me.

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I played Coffee Talk because I was told it was a cute indie game in which I could make coffees and chat with my customers. Quickly realized it was a visual novel. Then the characters started talking about BDSM out of nowhere right when my husband got home from work. At least it was only $5.

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it feels like TikTok got bitten by a zombie and is hiding the bite

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What a week, huh?

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Really hope OSU loses tonight. I could use a glimmer of happiness.

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Losing the lions and TikTok in the same day is a real kick in the pants

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The Lions having the best regular season in team history and getting the 1 seed only to be blown out in their own stadium in the Divisional is the most Lions things that could possibly happen. You could not write this. People would think it was too on the nose.

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TikTok is gone. Trump gets inaugurated on Monday. The Lions are losing. 2025 is off to a hell of a start

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Heartbreak all around tonight. We’ll try again tomorrow.

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The Lions are a massive disappointment tonight. Unfortunate.

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TikTok is gone.

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I love the Sonic and Knuckles stuff because you can tell every announcer that talks about it has never played a video game in their life

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If TikTok and the Lions’ season end on the same day…

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I remember most of the words to the Andy Milanokis Show theme song because it was my ringtone.

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My husband found a pair of straight leg jeans in the depths of his closet. Now when he puts his sneakers on he says he feels like Jerry Seinfeld. I heard “what’s the deal with ____?” through our whole grocery trip.

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Just had a shameful moment of holiday online shopping - opened a package that contained a gift I barely remember buying.

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Last week Kohls let me make a purchase through the app with my OG card. This week Kohls won’t let me pay my bill without activating the Capitol One card. I refuse. 😭

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For the second year in a row, I have a sick dog on Christmas vacation. 😔

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We found out this week that both Smudge and Bowser are incredibly chill about baths. …Not taking my chances with Salem.

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Sadly, I think it’s over for the Lions. They’ve had a record breaking season, but there’s no defense left to play.

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The SJM fandom is so messy. It’s like an equal split of lifelong readers with critical thinking skills and people who just started reading because of influencers. 🫠 At least we’re all reading.

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Throwback to Twitter and watching weird movies late at night with my dad.

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All I want for Christmas is for Michigan to stop Ohio State in these last 45 seconds. 🙏

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Big trucks in parking lots have man spreading energy.

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White Lotus, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, and The Last of Us, all in 2025. 🙏

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A little boy came up to me in the movie theater lobby and asked, “Mom, can we get popcorn?” The expression on his father’s face could only be described as familiar and resigned embarrassment.

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