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Wishing a happy birthday to all the guys out there who didn’t kill their wife

submitted 3 days ago • 29 comments

“This could only happen to me / Who has been through anything like this?”

submitted 18 days ago • 20 comments

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When I landed in SLC, I used the bathroom despite an anti-trans bathroom ban. Nobody cared. Nobody ever does. The truth is, whatever anti-trans laws they keep passing, nobody actually gives a damn or wants to be the bathroom police. This is the ultimate reason anti-trans hysteria will fail.

submitted 25 days ago • 173 comments

Just want to reiterate that I am a single issue voter in the next federal election, and that issue is "I never want to hear anyone say 'radical woke agenda' ever again."

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Ten years ago we had Bob Hope, Bob Jobs, Bob Cash, Bob Constitution, Bob Vaccines, Bob Air Traffic Controllers

submitted 31 days ago • 27 comments

*first day of tennis umpire school* look to the person on your left. now look to the person on your right. ok thats basically the job

submitted 35 days ago • 23 comments

old enough to remember when the biggest problem we faced was too many sucker mc’s

submitted 68 days ago • 11 comments

please re-renner this urgent message

submitted 60 days ago • 31 comments

You don't ever have to be a shithead. Save your energy for the things that are hard, don't waste it on being an asshole to people just living their lives.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Dilaudid and a snack size mcflurry. Now that's #sliving

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

“I don’t understand what produce in the Central Valley has to do with fires in LA” this is the subject of one of the most famous movies ever made, in which it is explained to Jack Nicholson at length by the director of The Maltese Falcon

submitted 67 days ago • 216 comments

A better future is available to us and our Canadian brothers, if we have the courage to make it ours.

submitted 72 days ago • 58 comments

Incredible how much George Harrison's singing improved 1964-1990. "about as good as Ringo" to "outsings Roy Orbison." Real middle aged man excellence.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

submitted 74 days ago • 211 comments

When you get your masters in sports management there's a whole class that's like "don't forget the key to the arena" "remember to get the key for the field lights" "call the guy for the bathroom key beforehand" etc.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

I believe that Miss Piggy is an important cultural touchstone and it's criminal (and very telling) that she's basically nowhere in 2025.

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They got this shit free to watch online any time you want day or night. Wow! www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDwi...

submitted 82 days ago • 13 comments

We all like to see a Brantford boy do well but Wayne Gretzky couldn't even do a good job as an NHL coach, a job for which he is theoretically more qualified.

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

The crisis in this Hallmark movie is "unbeknownst to us we are the heirs of an estate in Scotland." 🧐 Nice to see Bailey Salinger working though.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

People who watch Hallmark Christmas movies in the South must have the most bizarre impressions of what winter is like.

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Carly Rae Jepsen rumoured to be writing the score for Lena Dunham's broadway adaptation of 10 Things I Hate About You

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments