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He/him. Reply guy and courtesy faver. Usually not much to say other than dumb puns and jokes for maybe 3 people.
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bob dylan, weighing in on the issues of our a-changin' times, with a spicy take on the banjo canon.

I caved to the peer pressure and started watching Severance. Gotta say it’s pretty good representation for depressed white guys who drink too much by themselves

I know I’ve got some mutuals into Japanese jazz fusion and WFMU (prob like 90% of y’all lol), so check this out

DENNIS

I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding

You’re gonna sit there and insult me by saying my poix is just mere?!?

I’m ready to go back home

psycho killer… my dad is gay

Help I got too happy at happy hour

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My beauty is on the inside (I swallowed the Handsome Goblin)

Great thread. Yoko Ono rules and gets a bad rap from loser Beatles fans

Dreaming of a band that wears costumes like GWAR but sounds like Steely Dan

Sometimes, in times of quiet repose, the phrase "Very good. Give me the oats" will rise from the depths of my subconscious, and I greet it as an old and steadfast friend

*At a party* STRANGER: Are you that guy who brags about weird shit? ME: No I’m the guy who takes the longest baths in the city.

Me and the fellas heard you were talking shit

If I say “ope!” irl, is that stealing Midwest valor?

pirating an entire movie just to take a screenshot of a particular scene i can't find online so i can do one of those QTs with the speech bubble for 17 likes

Looks like Cook’s Illustrated wrote an article about me and the homies

i wonder if anyone will ever again create something as universally beloved as Jar Jar Binks

I came to this place a day too late to see the Oasis cover band Fauxasis. This is the worst thing that has happened to anyone ever

I was there

Siouxsie Sioux is actually short for Siouxsie Sussudio

I bet the first time a pirate said “Ahoy there,” the mateys went berserk

Welcome to the website for my restaurant. I hope you like stock photos in some weird flash player that will crash your browser. Oh, you’d just like to see a menu with prices, and a listing of our address and hours? How about you go fuck yourself instead