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Day Which Ascendent 🔆 Disciple of an Unfallen Star 🫀🔥 I will force the world into a shape more pleasing to me ❄️

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they sent me a free Bible with my ordination certificate. neat

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

basically, if ur feeling kinda bad, just keep drinking water and eating hearty food and wiggle around a bunch until u feel normal again

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

you do have to admit, its been the funniest possible thing

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

5% of my body weight in spagetti will save me

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

the best (fun imo) way to do this is to stop careing about a "right" answer. Just answer with gut instinct, and then walk backwards to see what ur actual principals/morals are. then make a slight modification and do it again. you learn about each other! and yourselves!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

several hours into function okay, so rat A (recovered heroin addict) is acting demiurge to create a universe with X suffering. rat B is dictator willfully inflicting X suffering in ur own universe. disregarding value of additional existence, which rat do u view as more moral?

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Did you know that all the generators on the power grid are spinning in sync with each other? The grid has a heartbeat and each and every machine connected to it must follow the rhythm. This includes the machines in your home! Your buzzing fridge compressor is beating in time with the same heart.

submitted 11 days ago • 150 comments

do u think my roommate would let me turn our storage closet into an infectious disease clean room

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

something much worse than a cat approaches

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I'm being informed that dunking my cookies in water is apparently freak behavior

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

cat licked my donut. its so over

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

oh my god, we are swallowing again guys, things are so back

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

when I start to fall asleep, sooner or later I reflexively swallow and the pain jolts me awake again

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

I took a really good/cool picture of my very infected throat, but nobody wants to see it :(

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

it's actually very healthy to have an occasional ego-maniacal spiral

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

recently discovered that I can make a convincing enough sound with my mouth to set off girls clicker training, and I make no promises about how I will use this power

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

look at these joyful fellows. I met them on a walk. our neighbors

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

A rhythmic curse upon you ~

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

been getting really in to heckling lately

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Better articulating my principled beliefs after discussion with a friend today: Utilitarianism is bad both because quantifying morality subjects it to gamification/Goodhart's law, and empirically it has proven difficult to actually provide consistent moral results from it.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment