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Pre-Trans me struggled and was incredibly awkward when it came to even talking to girls. Post-Trans me gets my gorgeous friends to send me tiddy pics out of the blue for no other reason than “they’ve grown since you’ve last seen them.” God being a lesbian is great.

I’ve started a gofundme to raise funds to get my teeth fixed as I am in near constant pain and discomfort as a result of them it would mean the world if you could share this around? gofund.me/7ff7c192

there are transgender women doing beautiful things on your computer, and you can talk to them, you know, talk to them, engage with them very much, but instead, you play noted very bad game league of legends. you're playing league of legends. its sad

Do you think we could get the lyric video for the Finnish version of Vaivuin Hypnoosiin to 100 views before it hits streaming services on Friday? 👀 youtu.be/SIudadQoXYU?...

Streaming 21st March

>Was awake for 3 minutes. >Used my echo to turn off my TV and bedroom lights. >My voice was naturally smooth butch dyke. >Tossed my blanket off of me. Looked straight down myself, I couldn’t see anything but massive fuckin tits. What a 1-2 combo. Feel like I’m GLOWING

the thing about banning cheaters from sanctioned Magic is that it's not like they have to quit the game. They're free to have a long, fruitful life playing cEDH

Hey! I'm so glad you posted this take. I'm actually at capacity / skeeting about something else / masturbating right now, and I don't think I can hold appropriate space for discourse. Could we connect [never] instead / Do you have someone else you could argue in bad faith with?

Update: I adopted the surname Monarch from some fellow Family. I realized that subconsciously I had been engaging with, wearing, etc heart imagery. My slip chains I wear daily all have hearts on the ends. So I literally became, the HeartMonarch.

Sometimes it really sucks not really having local people you’re close with.

2024 was the year I got to finally fulfill 2021’s biggest dream and go with people who are now my Family, to see @kultamonarkki.bsky.social in the UK. And we got to have our Road Trip we always spoke about. I hope 2025 can even hold a candle to last year. Somehow.

For the first time, I’m in top .0001% of listeners for an artist in my Spotify Wrapped.

Smh my head, try to cut fren a price deal on embroidery work, she overpays. I have the best friends 💓 Obligatory @natalieinspace.bsky.social acknowledgement

Getting to mill combo, the mill combo deck first feels great.

Going to work when it’s dark. Going home when it’s dark. I vibe with this, fuck daylight. Night slaps.

Being an adult with weed means I can bake cookies for breakfast while I bake myself.

Hearing my friends’ deadnames makes my brain cringe more than my own. Wild.

I’m sick of some sort, which triggered some voice dysphoria. AND some trauma is making itself known tonight. We strugglin tonight gaymers

Explain your username: I shortened my name casually to Noe/Noee because that’s Noelle with No L. A similar pun to an old username. I like the lore and play style of most Eldrazi decks. Noelle Drazi. Eldrazi is formed in the two names. NoeDrazi shortened. This might be the last place I use it, too.

Hey Spotify, long time listener first time caller but what the fuck is Cowpunk (I know now but.)

Over 3 months late (address issues, she wrote a 7 instead of a 1), but today I got a birthday card from a friend. I know estrogen works because I’m such a little bitch now. She signed it “Happy Birthday, old friend.” And that was enough to get me choked up I know the best people. The absolute best

Bougie ass cat needs tucked in before himbs nap.