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Every day I have to hear about some asshole

The only biopic of this schmuck I would pay to see would star Ken Marino in full Louie mode. "I wanna dip my balls in it!" sums him up nicely.

So how many consecutive days of warm weather before the violence starts? Because the panic room people say they're booked through April and these DIY videos on YouTube involve a lot of things I have to order from overseas.

The thrill that must come at having a great pull-quote from a critic with a very silly name

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Me: Before it all melts down, can we get at least one more truly terrible big-swing sci-fi musical? Geremy Jasper: Hold my THE APPLE. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YDQ...

New York Times still using the calm-sized headlines.

The only line from 'It's a Wonderful Life' I haven't pulled out in conversation has been, "Don't look now, but there's something funny going on over there at the bank, George."

So happy for Sean Baker.

Look, it's been a rough week.

Glad these are streaming @criterion.bsky.social as Flicker Alley's blus are $$$ for blind buys. (Worth it though, some fine supplements.) Recommended: 'Bitter Stems' is flat-out top-tier noir. 'Black Vampire' is a remake of 'M' from a mother's perspective. www.criterionchannel.com/argentine-noir

As an ardent fan of Craig Ferguson's 'Late Late Show,' I fully appreciate how Taylor Tomlinson is falling apart on air in his old time slot. Tell me more about the Robbie Williams monkey biopic as the world burns, I am there for it.

Over the last year I’ve watched bunches of Indian films from the late ‘70s/early ‘80s – coincidentally, a time that saw an authoritarian voted out, then back in to office – and thought as distraction from (waves arms) I might keep a thread of random songs that have brought me joy.

Orange juice, coffee... Time is ripe to privatize the water supply.

If people had talked about 'Reservation Dogs' then the way they do 'Severance' now, everything would have wound up a little bit better.

Tomorrow he'll order TVs to be square again just because that's how it was when he was twelve and he was feeling snuggly.