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heathclifshart.bsky.social
Potatoes, pickles, pumpkins, and Pedro 💜
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I judge you for not falling in love with me yet

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

Nobody will remember: - your salary - how "busy you were" - how many hours you worked People WILL remember: - that time in school when you said that dumb thing - omg they all still talk about it - you should see the group chat - nerd

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Do you have major anxiety right now or are you somehow avoiding news

submitted 2 days ago • 30 comments

❣️

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Show me you in a hat 👒

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Christ Almighty I have to do this again?! -waking up

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Sorry I couldn’t be the person you want me to be. If it makes you feel any better. I’m not the person I wanna be, either.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

My selfies are more like thirst repellents

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

I just found out you can’t send pics in DM. Somebody just lucked out

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I did better today 😁

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

logging on

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

All I ever wanted was complete and total worship is that really so much to ask

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

Today was a “I have nothing to wear” day

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

“Yes,” said Frog, reaching for a cookie, “we need will power.” “What is will power?” asked Toad. “Will power is trying hard not to do something you really want to do,” said Frog.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Who else remembers spending the whole day just watching music videos and eating snacks?

submitted 15 days ago • 27 comments

Purple sunset.

submitted 15 days ago • 85 comments

im just a baby

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I too aspire to be the village crazy lady.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Eggs are too expensive to celebrate Easter... I'm going straight to Halloween

submitted 15 days ago • 58 comments

It's okay to love me quietly. Some would say that's the only way.

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

You guys. I don't think anyone's coming to save us.

submitted 30 days ago • 103 comments

call me a new release at blockbuster on the weekend in the mid 2000s because i am totally checked out

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Good morning world ☀️

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

Guys. The rhythm. I think it got us.

submitted 18 days ago • 11 comments

How many years does an anxiety attack last

submitted 20 days ago • 27 comments

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

I love exfoliating, I feel like a lemon getting zested

submitted 20 days ago • 7 comments

Gimme that old time separation of church and state

submitted 20 days ago • 28 comments

If you don't love me, fine. Just know that everyone else agrees with you.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

The duality of following someone you think you could have dope conversations with versus never reaching out because they're probably busy and don't owe you anything

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

If we've never interacted you're welcome

submitted 27 days ago • 5 comments

when i asked for attention i didn’t mean a tension headache...

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

Me to myself in the mirror every morning 😭😂

submitted 28 days ago • 5 comments

I love this plan!

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

💥💯💥

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

I regret to inform everyone that I’ve decided to once again be chaotic online

submitted 601 days ago • 36 comments

What if we kissed in the Nosferatu Sarcopha-bed?

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

To make you feel my love

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments