Profile avatar
heavenisaspa.bsky.social
USPS letter carrier, film photographer, vinyl collector, and movie freak.
64 posts 16 followers 22 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

Sleeping nude is incredible

I'm putting together a team of the most useless Democrats Whose missing?

Shout out @ariellecastillo.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/38Ke0T...

Radioactive piss ☢️

There is still beauty in this world

Crash the economy. Do it donny 😁

Only a matter of time before the mailman becomes the final authority of democracy in this country

Throwing a lil positivity into this world and to the people on my route.

Normalize being nice.

To serve the public 🫡🇺🇸

I think about this a lot: I hate this place, I hate Americans (for the most part) but yet I chose a career serving the public. Fuck was I on?

Hey, can someone check in on haaland for me and find out if he's been "humbled" yet? #likefinewine

Finally getting that city win

Love me a city smashing

Up the arsenal

The abortion pills in this case were sent by mail and, though it wasnt the means by which the pills were found, it is essential to reiterate: if you are a USPS letter carrier, it is not only a professional obligation, but a legal one to *not* comply with local police who want to search your vehicle

All day I dream about arancini

Cinnamon raisin bagel w/cream cheese and pineapple orange juice hit different in new Jersey

I keep thinking about that reddit post from a dad who introduced his young son to kraftwerk and became obsessed and everyone in the comments telling him his son is autistic 😭

"where's our dog???" Your psychic mailman (me): "you have 24 hours to get me my money!"

I have the Terminator theme song stuck in my head for days now

You'll never understand the comradery of a bunch of letter carriers talking shop while all sitting on the crapper in the office.

Rock n roll McDonald's

I think I had the worst cappuccino of my entire life this morning.

Rain rain go away

Fascist incompetency in 5 easy steps. 1) Trump freezes hiring of Air Traffic Controllers 2) Trump fires director of FAA. 3) Trump cuts $16 billion from transportation budget. 4) 1st US plane crash in 16 years occurs. 5) Trump: "I blame my predecessor!"

I kinda want to start pachinko. Any good?

Just remember, it's not fascism. It's "dumb" fascism.

@usps.bsky.social I wish you were in the case next to me every morning 🤣

Give up on your dream job pursuit. Usps.com/careers

I'm a single issue voter for any candidate who promises to restore our nation to a time when the mailman was properly sexualized and fetishized.

Pour one out for Marianne faithfull tonight

Speak to me baby

About to deliver the most pathetic piece of mail of my career.

Fuck yo mailbox