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no no no. these cops are not protecting the teslas from us. theyre protecting us from the teslas

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how the last two weeks have felt

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

the craziest thing about trans rights being an “80-20” issue is that it forces us to reconcile with the apparent fact that 80% of people are pieces of shit

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(in an apartment with a cockroach infestation) bro your house is so kafkaesque

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the furniture store down the road from me is having a closeout sale

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

“laissez les bon temps rouler!” i say, fucking up every word’s pronunciation as i go

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she gug on my gen til i heim. she guggen on my. she

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holding my grandfather’s hand and whispering “yo dog… i straight up love you” as he fades into the night

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girl who is perfect except she thinks ingmar bergman is isabella rosselinis mom

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if they made a movie about you it’d be called the beautalist

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crazy how people with cybertrucks can afford monthly payments for those AND alimony

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

finally watched A Different Man and now i’m even more pissed at this awards season lmao

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paul mccartney to wings in 1981

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i hope khruangbin makes a billion dollars off white lotus

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

this movie that i am paying absolutely no attention to as i scroll on my phone sucks

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been screen printing for 13 years and today i made my favorite print I’ve ever done in that time

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

unfortunately for my haters i’m feeling gorgeous

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

a year ago i shared the first episode of my podcast and last night i got this message 🥲

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nice narrative you’ve got there. sure would be a shame if someone were to queer it

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

woke up in a great mood because i had a dream that i hit one of my enemies with my car

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

made a new screen print today :)

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woah black betty tom wambsgans

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

trying to find a funny and relatable way to express how deeply i fear that i have no true art in me, that nothing i make has ever mattered or will ever matter, that my efforts are a complete and utter waste. haven’t come up with good punchy wording yet but i’m working on it

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

should i book a solo trip to new york so i can see Oh Mary on broadway??

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

the targeted ads are getting too targeted

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

sometimes i listen to korn in my car and then i panic because i get scared I’m going to suddenly die in a car accident and everyone will know the last song i listened to was “coming undone” by korn

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

crazy that they named a show about babies “rugrats” as if that isn’t a slur for babies

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them: i’m not really a dog person me (nervously hiding my paws behind my back): haha, yeah. so, where’d you hear about the dog people

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

does anyone have $45,000 i can hold

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

the post office is a sacred place where nothing is ever urgent

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

kendrick lamar has a big surprise for the super bowl and it’s a cameo by father john misty

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

11” x 14” 4 color screen print i pulled today :)

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local news station: kendrick lamar is set to play the super bowl this sunday cheryl, owner of three untrained pitt bulls, wife and mother to two men who hate her, chain smokes Newports all day long, gets most of her socializing done at gas stations: WHO CARES!!!!!

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

inside of you there are two wolves and both of them are me and one of them is beating the other one to death while asking god if anything good is ever going to happen to us

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

4-color screen print i pulled today :)

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

the slowest sperm:

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

maslow’s hierarchy of there isn’t much that i feel i needs

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

a few days ago my boyfriend farted in front of me so i farted back and said “look babe, it’s like dueling banjos” and now suddenly he’s “moving out”

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

i need a barb and star sequel where they go on a killing spree

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

drawing, and drawing on dog

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

welp. just got diagnosed with art school trauma. it’s terminal :/

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

if boeing keeps up their current quality control standards then i for one support them manufacturing every air, land, and sea vehicle that this administration uses to travel

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment