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I am a mildly heavy celestial object.
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I often miss the golden era of 7/10 games. When studios would try some wild stuff and introduce new IPs. Not everything stuck. Not every game was memorable. But at least we got more variety.

"Are video games art?", yes. Now never ask me a question again, you're obviously very bad at them.

lets be real if you only play and seek out games that are "good" or are universally agreed upon to be acceptable you end up having Boring Ass Opinions. this is how people who are microsoft / sony reply guys in 2025 are born. you gotta add some spice to your diet

disturbing uptick in "we post tweets and talk about them." servile behavior tbh. bluesky is not the Greek chorus for the main character action of twitter, that's loser thinking, have some pride. twitter is dead. post bangers. thank you

These cards are fun as hell to do. Here's 5 more for today.

Movie Shadow the hedgehog, first time testing greyscale

I love reading bad and wrong takes by incredible artists I greatly admire not because I expect to be convinced by them but to remember that being a methodical and intentional hater is as instrumental to having a strong creative vision as knowing what you like.

Irresponsible of NBC to claim this video was fake with no evidence. They should maintain journalistic neutrality and say that we don't know for sure either way whether it's real or not

sometimes, i'm tired of adapting to everyone and that no one thinks of adapting to me

Could you imagine starting a social media account just so you could say shit like, "Wow things are really messed up rn?"

My pet conspiracy theory is that there is only one cybertruck and every weird story you hear about their owners is just that one guy.

Please don't feel badly if those big accounts don't follow you back. A lot of them steal their jokes from Reddit anyway.

talking about trans people: yup. they’re all groomers. and they’re targeting your children talking about a 40 year old streamer: look he may have groomed a child but he did it to make a very important point

This A lot of yall put literally 0 effort in trying to build connections in here Most of them do a "follow me on bluesky" post when another bs thing in twitter happens Be active here for a week maximun Rinse and repeat until the end of time

twitter users join bsky, dont advertise their account on twitter whatsoever, dont follow anybody, then get mad when they dont get the same engagement as twitter

Forget the last art, the real best girl is here

An interesting hypothetical if you’re wondering if Elon Musk is a genius or not is to compare his behaviour in any situation to what a complete moron would do in the same situation

I cringe every time I see a cybertruck. I just know the owner is a colossal loser.

Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

So basically its like angry birds but instead its angry bees and instead of being in your phone they're in your house

People on Twitter complaining about lower engagement on Bluesky is a specific kind of influencer culture brain rot because I’m like my sibling in Christ the numbers aren’t real

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

Sonic Frontiers x Bowser’s Fury (2023) #art #sonicthehedgehog #mario

Lazer Mohawk, because why the fuck not? 🤷‍♀️👹💥

So in the new Sonic racing game, Zazz bullies Cream. Big mistake. #sonic #vanillatherabbit #zazz #creamtherabbit #deadlysix

tragedy strikes

"Um ACHTUALEE Godzilla wouldn't care about your modern libtard politics!" Okay. But Gamera would. Friend of All Children, Guardian of the Universe, Wrecker of your SHIT. #gamera #protect #protecttranskids #translivesmatter #friendofchildren #guardianoftheuniverse #lgbtqia #kaiju #mattfrank

Reposting with alt text: I did this just now and it worked.

resonates.

(Repost) Mario & Sonic Advance. #pixelart #SuperMario #SonicTheHedgehog

You know unironically I’d be down for a Paper Mario game where Mario’s Only Partner is Luigi

They’ll lay you off if your game isn’t a hit. They’ll lay you off if your game is a hit. They’ll award themselves and their friends millions of dollars thanks to your hard work either way. The so-called “AAA” game industry is built on pure indecency and rotten to the core.

Mike, you imbecile.. This is why #RecastEggman & #SEGAFireThisMan SHOULDN'T calm down & should still get on his & SEGA's ass til he's fired! Tell the press, tell your friends, don't buy any new Sonic games or playtest the upcoming racing game til his dumbass gets what he deserves!

I don’t mean to say that historical fiction can’t be criticized in terms of its presentation of history. But I think it’s a serious problem that far more public ink goes to critiquing novelists’ source work or directors’ casting decisions than the gutting of libraries, archives and history programs.

How furries be looking when showing off their latest commission

It's cold when you blow on your hand and hot when you breathe on it because these are remnants of our ancient ancestor species' ice and fire breath abilities