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Houston, TX. Formerly of Austin and the bird app. Not as many chefs and bands these days. Still trying to lift heavy shit. Go 'Stros. GenX 🌈 🦄
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Clearly, today is either check your MMR immunity profile or get another dose day. Talk to your doc, folks.

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I hope every airport screener goes on strike and shuts down every airport in this country. apnews.com/article/coll...

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Not me in a food court downtown singing along to this unnecessary cover of The Promise, originally by When In Rome, blaring over the PA

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I typically enjoy these. I do not know nor have anything against Berg. But much like my disappointing experience at B. B. Lemon, this 'best day ever' is banal af.

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You guyzzzz look who I found @pbfcomics.bsky.social

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More Winter Park fun. Something cruisy and chill off Olympia Express earlier today because meniscal tears make for swollen knees on a board!

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From Sundance at Winter Park today.

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That's … kinda disappointing news 🫤

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Super glad that's over and well done 🇨🇦 P.S. we're not all cunts

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Did we need the speech from Miracle spliced with U.S locker room footage? I love Kurt. He's a hero. But that weird montage was not something I needed today.

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My hot take. #IYKYK

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Chicago! May 24! Poster Children! Stomatopod! Bottom Lounge! Junior Citizen is 30 years old! Come celebrate with us! bottomlounge.com/13709-2/1423...

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Poster Children fans, Chicagoland dwellers, @rosepkid.bsky.social posted this over on IG.

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I love this utterly unhinged playlist. Lots of ALT text fyi. Yes. My Bluesound player is called "travel is dangerous". Credit to @plasmatron.bsky.social @barry.mogwai.scot @mogwai.scot et al 😉

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Day recap: • impromptu HEB run • biked to Saint Arnold; the trail is fuuucked 😂 but I got my daily free beer and the some • making chili colorado • decanted a 2018 Brown Estate Chaos Theory (are they on here btw?) • 'bout to tuck in 🥄 🌶️

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Oh this is a fun tidbit

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Well, that was kinda anticlimactic ending to that game. Sometimes the empty net gamble pays off. Sometimes not. 🫤

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That's not gonna help the Canadian sentiment about Binnington. Oof.

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Great 1st period. Wish I were there. Aussi, j'adore Montréal.

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Absolutely

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The game started exactly how we thought it would. 4-Nations>All-Star

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And it's tied. This is a great 🏒 🥅 game.

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At this rate, it'll just be 2 goalies left. 🤣

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4 Nations already off to a bang!

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Holy crap this is sweet. The dough is 💯 perfection. Might pull up on the frosting / go thicker next time. Hidden: the caramel crunch between dough and frosting. Unconventional, but a nice textural contrast. P.S. This is Kelly Fields's recipe.

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King Cake is done. 💜💚💛 I still can't find purple sanding sugar, so pink it is!

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King Cake dough is done and proofing in the refrigerator overnight. Can't believe it's taken me this long into the season to make my first one 🤦🏼‍♂️

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I'm still deeply chagrined over the cancellation of Constellation (Noomi Rapace, Jonathan Banks, James D'Arcy, et al). That was one of the better shows on Apple TV. Phenomenal composition by @bensalisbury.bsky.social and Suvi-Eeva Äikäs (duh, as always).

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Sir, Cryptonomicon is a 1999 novel by American author Neal Stephenson … [trails off muttering]

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Jesus Christ what was a vacuous piece of writing www.vox.com/culture/3960...

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In New Orleans!! 💜💚💛

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An American flag built on the backs of Black people... Black music protesting white political terror in registers they never hear; reminiscent of ancestral spirituals embedded with instructions for runaways All this in New Orleans... What a moment

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Jalen Hurts is handsome because he's from Houston

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