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heck.dog
I'm an Atlanta hellhound, extraordinarily NSFW. I make cocktails, I VRC, and have a million Tiktok ideas.
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My kingdom! My kingdom for a fursuit maker who will take my dragon fursuit commission ;_;

I'm kinda mad I didn't see anyone say, or any marketing around this past Easter. "Jesus raised, we blazed" Seems like a missed opportunity tbh

Sooooon

Heading a group of late 40 year olds googling Gen z/alpha phraslng was not on my dinner bingo card. "Skibidi means...." "Skibidi rizz is...." "Ooooh there's a skibidi song?! That's my new jam"

pet dragon ↗️ ↘️ kiss dragon kiss dragon ⬆️ ⬇️ pet dragon pet dragon ↖️ ↙️ kiss dragon

🎶 I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU WHYYYY DOOO IIIIII LOVE YOU YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME WHYYY DO YOUUUU LOOOOOVE ME 🎶

Tbh. Can we normalize just laying together and snuggling without having to talk or watch something? That's really what I need right now. Quite time with a little spoon wrapped in my arms.

You know...they may be empty calories but they sure as fuck fill my soul.

Today's work shanigans, they just keep giving me gold. Them: We keep having problems with <product> and have reported it multiple times Me: Where has it been reported T: in our team's group chat M: the one none of us are in? T: yeah M: cool. Say something in the support channel we're all in

Me everytime a brat comes up to me acting up

I think one of the things no one really talks about is how much the dom needs to -also- be taken care of sometimes. Like sure they ENJOY doing all the things that make your toes curl. But it's also a lot of work and sometimes the top needs to be spoiled too.

My boss has shown that he's more interested in rejecting my thoughts Now he doesn't like my answers anymore because I'm no longer being positive about being able to move mountains. Sorry bud, reject what I'm saying all the time I don't have energy to be bubbly. You'll get it exactly how it is.

I'm on a constant adventure to not judge strangers based on what they do. Because there is no way to know what their life experiences are and I'd hate for someone to judge me. BUT Why are you wearing a plush crown and birthday sash while in your swimsuit and at the pool. I don't UNDERSTAND

Pretty sure I'm obligated to this

Everyone talks about tagging NSFW on bluesky. Sure. Go do that thing. But also, can you tag your political stuff too? That's way more detrimental to my mental health then seeing a dick on my screen.

Me: *sends comprehensive update on work, deliverables, and committed time frame* Bro joins chat: *sends meeting invite to get update on work, deliverables, and time frame* Me: *EYEROLL. Tags him in thread says this handles your topic for that meeting* Him: "oh great. Yeah let's sync up anyway"

I have been rejected by four suit creators. I really wish I knew -why- even if it's "we just liked other designs better" that at least tells me what needs to change ya know? I want to bring the chaos to LIFE

My car does not fit in these little Miata spaces. Also, pretty sure I could fit an entire Miata inside my car.

Went out to the eagle tonight with some new gear

Going a little out of my comfort zone with these pictures but I thought they came out pretty good. Come snuggle the dog

Despite all of our differences we can take solace in that there is one thing that brings us all together. Each of us store our trash bags under the sink

Having some drinks with friends to loosen up and have a good night = lit Getting completely obliterated and drinking to get drunk, especially when the goal is to not remember the night = pretty cringe Know your limits. Don't make your bad choices someone else's problem

Dog snugs best snugs

For me every year is for dragons 🥰

What exactly are you up to back there? Well better get to it then.

You're not just going to leave a big hellhound all alone in this bed are you?

It is my birthday today and my timeline doesn't have any cake to eat or candles to blow. What a travesty!

Just a little bit of a confidence boosting moment. I've been on a weight loss journey and I'm really happy with the progress I'm making! Still a ways to go but I'm getting there!

Since everyone else is posting...here's mine. Was honestly a bit surprising!

A local animal rescue is raising funds to continue operations as a road expansion is eating their parking & green space, they could use help 🙏 Any signal boost is appreciated www.gagives.org/story/Rescue...

Never mess with the Barbarian Hellhound. He knows exactly how to handle big tools. He's used to it. Art by the goodest boy @duckspresso.bsky.social ! Go give him a follow. He's so talented!

Saturday is the perfect day for lounging back...don't you think?

I KEEP READING CURMUDGEON AS CUMDUNGEON Suffer with me ~

Finally time for the weekend and I'm only interested in one thing. That cute muzz being right here~

You're not going to leave me all alone here on my bed are you?

POV: You made it to my bedroom. What's your next move?