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heckuvadame.bsky.social
I came. I saw. I went back to bed.
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I cannot emphasize enough how we are in an era where everyone is to be treated like disabled people have always been treated.

submitted 7 days ago • 13 comments

It's not doomscrolling, it's just artisanal nightmare farming

submitted 7 days ago • 33 comments

We’re getting a new furnace today and I’ve learned my dog is totally cool with numerous strange men entering my home as long as they pat him on the head and call him a good boy.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

submitted 8 days ago • 607 comments

The worst part was the video of her roasting marshmallows over the firey pile of my stuff.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

I’m real tired of the dog hating on the vacuum when he’s the reason I have to use it so often.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

If you like spending your Valentine’s Day price matching furnaces at Costco, marriage and home ownership might be for you.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I think the worst part about all this is knowing the Canadians are disappointed in us.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

So the plane crash I’m seeing is a completely different one from yesterday? Oh boy.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

If you’re wondering where my mental health is at these days, Love After Lockup has become my comfort show.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

If you think about it, the very best books are really just extremely long spells that turn you into a different person for the rest of your life

submitted 75 days ago • 229 comments

update: turns out i can’t be trusted with four pounds of butter cookies

submitted 78 days ago • 21 comments

I only have four more payments left on an MRI from two years ago so I would have let that man eat his McMuffin in peace.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Please lord Jesus save us all from having to watch Mia and Gordon scar these children every week for a storyline 🙏 #rhop

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I finished More Than a Woman by @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social this morning. Sometimes you don’t know how much you needed a particular book until you’re sobbing into your coffee.

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

My thanksgiving Turkey cost $3.11. Thanks, Biden. No really, thanks so much.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Headline: Only A Truly Refined Person Could Score 8/10 On This Dining Etiquette Quiz ‘I’m going to ace this!’ I say to myself while licking Cheeto dust off my fingers.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

I went for a walk in the woods today and for those few hours he didn’t win the election.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

The world is ending but my phone just autocorrected duck to fuck so it’s not all bad.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

The Trump Administration is sending us more rapists than the southern border.

submitted 103 days ago • 64 comments

I presume mother nature knows what she’s doing but what exactly does she require spiky chin hairs on women for?

submitted 103 days ago • 41 comments

I look like such a bitch when I wear a turtleneck. It’s great.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments