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My favorite genre of R&B has got to be “deranged by horniness” wherein the singer sounds like they are having a psychotic break in real time, due to horniness

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it’s good people are arguing about Bernie sanders on here but we need to go back further we need to be arguing about Hillary Clinton

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Breaking: Elon Musk has died after accidentally self immolating himself in a homemade ‘iron man’ suit after the exoskeleton malfunctioned during a demonstration where Musk attempted to “floss like pickle rick” and suddenly caught fire he is survived by his 27 children who equally loathed him

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7 year (smashing ice and snow apart with a shovel) pretend this is a spear and I’m fighting in world war 2 and this ice is metal and I’m just smashing it apart but so everyone is like how is he doing this and I’m like ‘I’m an alien from planet flarg’ me: ok him: and Mexico just got bombed Me: 👍

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I love being 100% right about everything

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we used to respect the computer

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looking good 👍

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Elon dead before the end of the year

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unbelievably grim

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the thing that is most mind boggling to me is not only is this tHe RiGhT tHiNg tO dO but also a free lifeline for her politically and yet she's incapable of pulling the trigger absolute loser mentality

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drinking a terrible beer in a hot tub after skiing wasps really had this shit figured out

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New England states ranked (updated) : 1. Massachusetts 2. Vermont 3. Rhode Island 4. Maine 5. New Hampshire 6. Connecticut

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hope dream lobbyists

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oh no my twitter account got suspended for telling the White House account “kill yoursekf”

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it was at this point I realized I had put the snow shoes on backwards

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Made it to Vermont for the week

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injecting elons disgusting cum into my awful womb to create horrendous children

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Cat ✅

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dozens of awful Elon sperm homunculi clambering out the windows of twitter hq

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Snow soccer

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if you pay for a blue checkmark on Twitter Elon sends you a cup of sperm

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watched a guy walking across the street stop mid step and have some kind of realization in real time, mouth “FUCK” and abruptly turn around. honestly very moving 10/10

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tryna get straight up murdered for Valentine’s Day

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I love my sons DEI school because he was drawing a picture before dinner and I was like what are you drawing and he was like “it’s Nina Simone and she’s fighting white people” lol

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it’s actually really easy to post shit constantly

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he’s going full gollum mode

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it’s adorable how Elon brings his kid with him to act as a human shield

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Cat check

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cryptid

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guess I’m just not gonna pay taxes this year

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please President Trump Mr Lamar was being very disrespectful and rude you need to start a public feud and rivalry with him immediately

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My favorite genre of R&B has got to be “deranged by horniness” wherein the singer sounds like they are having a psychotic break in real time, due to horniness

it’s good people are arguing about Bernie sanders on here but we need to go back further we need to be arguing about Hillary Clinton

Breaking: Elon Musk has died after accidentally self immolating himself in a homemade ‘iron man’ suit after the exoskeleton malfunctioned during a demonstration where Musk attempted to “floss like pickle rick” and suddenly caught fire he is survived by his 27 children who equally loathed him

I love being 100% right about everything

we used to respect the computer

looking good 👍

Elon dead before the end of the year

unbelievably grim

the thing that is most mind boggling to me is not only is this tHe RiGhT tHiNg tO dO but also a free lifeline for her politically and yet she's incapable of pulling the trigger absolute loser mentality

drinking a terrible beer in a hot tub after skiing wasps really had this shit figured out

New England states ranked (updated) : 1. Massachusetts 2. Vermont 3. Rhode Island 4. Maine 5. New Hampshire 6. Connecticut

hope dream lobbyists

oh no my twitter account got suspended for telling the White House account “kill yoursekf”

it was at this point I realized I had put the snow shoes on backwards

Made it to Vermont for the week

injecting elons disgusting cum into my awful womb to create horrendous children

Cat ✅

dozens of awful Elon sperm homunculi clambering out the windows of twitter hq

Snow soccer

if you pay for a blue checkmark on Twitter Elon sends you a cup of sperm

watched a guy walking across the street stop mid step and have some kind of realization in real time, mouth “FUCK” and abruptly turn around. honestly very moving 10/10

tryna get straight up murdered for Valentine’s Day

I love my sons DEI school because he was drawing a picture before dinner and I was like what are you drawing and he was like “it’s Nina Simone and she’s fighting white people” lol

it’s actually really easy to post shit constantly

he’s going full gollum mode

it’s adorable how Elon brings his kid with him to act as a human shield

Cat check

cryptid

guess I’m just not gonna pay taxes this year

please President Trump Mr Lamar was being very disrespectful and rude you need to start a public feud and rivalry with him immediately

the chiefs getting dog walked and Kendrick shitting on Drake during the halftime show they’re calling it the best Super Bowl in history

I’m so happy they thanks the department of corrections at the Super Bowl

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