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heemoglobin.bsky.social
excited to fill this account with plant content and intrusive thoughts <3
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my body yearns for nyc but i don’t want to impose on law school friend 😭

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one of my favorite coworkers put in his two weeks yesterday and work husband is moving to utah next month should i kill myself???

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i keep forgetting this account exists 😭

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

need head (blown off)

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Everything is romantic 💚

submitted 78 days ago • 2 comments

oomf recreate when

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

naming my future daughter herfeffine heferfefer

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

douche went missing after my mom deep cleaned the house in anticipation of my aunt from mexico staying over

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FORGOT MY PHONE’S BLUETOOTH WAS CONNECTED TO MY CAR DURING MY INSPECTION AND FORGOT TO TURN OFF MY MUSIC

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need to throw a rock at something

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being asked when you’re bringing a girl to thanksgiving by all your relatives

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Eating turkey is lowkey gay as shit

submitted 89 days ago • 7 comments

what if i just posted a nut video on the main

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

who up defying gravity

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coworkers hid my headphones when i went to use the restroom and i almost murdered someone (ruined their game of fortnite)

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

i’ve GOT to get a new job

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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made the mistake of taking my meds AFTER decorating the office christmas tree and i may have ingested a lethal amount of glitter

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i need to lie down on a bed of irish moss so bad

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and what if i built a sandbox in the backyard to play with??

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how do i develop cum gutters

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nobody at work this week so i’m spending the day playing sudoku and black friday shopping

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jockstrap thread (irls look away)

submitted 92 days ago • 3 comments

once i have body tea maybe i’ll post it

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

just downloaded valorant 🧍🏽‍♂️

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

it’s 8pm but i’m making myself a gin sour bc i want to try using the jasmine liqueur i impulsively bought

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

just bought a 19lbs turkey for a family of 3 🧍🏽‍♂️

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i know a marshalls and homegoods hates to see me coming

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