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I am currently an enigma. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yqde7g7ccnmlkaxkkkwguiyq/feed/aaafgzx4grsew
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After 7 films and 2 television series, I'm guessing the mission might be possible.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

oh this isn't MY chemical romance, I'm just holding it for a friend

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

No, these are my formal Crocs. We're at a wedding, Sharon.

submitted 106 days ago • 9 comments

I’m exactly the correct amount of legit to quit.

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

𝘋𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 is my favorite film about every single day in 2025.

submitted 106 days ago • 15 comments

Me: there are two wolves inside of me. They both love Snausages... Barista: do you have any real friends?

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

A group of failed skeets is called my timeline.

submitted 120 days ago • 2 comments

Sometimes, I do the Hokey Pokey and I turn myself around---but still feel empty inside...

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

what I lack in likes and reposts I make up for in unmitigated gall

submitted 119 days ago • 6 comments

sorry i yelled 'five second rule" when you dropped your baby

submitted 129 days ago • 29 comments

If movies and television have taught me anything, it's that I can totally outrun an explosion.

submitted 119 days ago • 72 comments

Sorry I'm late. I tried to avoid this entirely.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

"I'll have what she's having" but it's universal healthcare

submitted 126 days ago • 1 comment

May I interest you in something uninteresting?

submitted 326 days ago • 5 comments

Gemini: Like an onion, you contain many layers and tend to make people cry.

submitted 140 days ago • 3 comments

Pretty cool how they invented a much cheaper version of the technology that will eventually enslave us all.

submitted 138 days ago • 1 comment

idk i just think it's kind of weird that my doctor never asks me if i'm getting enough screentime

submitted 143 days ago • 21 comments

Sometimes yesterday’s mascara is today’s eyeliner

submitted 140 days ago • 2 comments

Eat, pray, love---that chicken from Popeye's...

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

I really like the cut of your jib. You do have a jib, right?

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Your reluctance to use a turn signal is killing this relationship

submitted 148 days ago • 10 comments

Woke up in the wrong timeline. Again.

submitted 151 days ago • 6 comments

If I can be of further disappointment, please do not hesitate to let me know

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments