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submitted 82 days ago • 32 comments

We are wholly unprepared for the incredible rise in the horny levels that are coming for NYC on Saturday. We’re looking at record numbers of “patio beers?” texts, five inch inseam shorts, and sundresses. They should close down all the streets on the LES and let the young people go free range.

submitted 92 days ago • 3 comments

me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat

submitted 95 days ago • 332 comments

President Trump the HBO Max series Scavengers Reign was cancelled due to wokeness. Please do a pitch for Scavengers Reign season 2 in front of the White House

submitted 108 days ago • 37 comments

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

submitted 120 days ago • 204 comments

Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp

submitted 126 days ago • 36 comments

DooDoo Shit-Poopster

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 138 days ago • 16 comments

The country needed this

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Wish they let him say pedophile

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Happy “Large Boulder the size of a Small Boulder” Day to all those who celebrate.

submitted 152 days ago • 25 comments

there are going to be lots, and lots, and lots, and lots more "did crime because of gambling debts" stories over the coming years

submitted 162 days ago • 25 comments

[poking eric adams with a stick until he does something weird] im bored dude

submitted 204 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

Still gutted after reading this yesterday about former Globe writer Patrick Fealey… maybe one of the most important pieces ive read in a while www.esquire.com/news-politic...

submitted 213 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 222 days ago • 3 comments

Wouldn’t it be nice gotta be one of the horniest songs ever

submitted 636 days ago • 0 comments

Conan Releases 15-Hour Clueless Gamer Episode Where He Beats Entire Demon’s Souls Remake Without Getting Hit in Total Silence

submitted 682 days ago • 5 comments

The ever flowing passage of time is some real shit

submitted 684 days ago • 0 comments

@jefftiedrich.bsky.social how we feeling right now king?

submitted 696 days ago • 0 comments

walk without rhythm and it won’t attract the worm

submitted 702 days ago • 19 comments

some people post for attention, I post for the love of the game

submitted 715 days ago • 0 comments

The doordash subreddit makes me physically recoil every time I see it. Why does that exist. Why are we doing this.

submitted 715 days ago • 0 comments

Using my dad voice like I’m channeling the Thu’um

submitted 716 days ago • 0 comments

You guys think George takei is actually a serial poster or does he just have like three interns locked up somewhere spewing out Jeff tiedrich esque posts all the time. I fuck with it either way

submitted 733 days ago • 1 comment