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There are many songs like this. “This is a Collect Call to My Heart” by Bonnie Tyler “Even with Star57 You’ll Never Truly Know Who I Am” by The Police “Dammit Robbie Stop Picking Up the Kitchen Phone to Listen in on my Conversations, I Know It’s You I Can Hear You Breathing. Moooommm!” by Tiffany

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I take back what I said earlier, she is an absolute terror. Everybody must know.

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This is my bae The Phantom Menace. She IS a menace and I talk a lot of trash about her on this platform…but the poor girl just got spayed and is acting extra sweet right now, so let’s be nice to her today.

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Peanuts are just okay, peanut butter is amazing. Cashews are amazing, but cashew butter is just okay. Make it make sense.

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Why was I cursed with this feline tagliatelle thief 😢

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Trying to enjoy a simple pastry.

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More Major Tuddy facts! #MajorTuddy is divorced and has three kids with two ex wives. He makes 60,000 dollars a year. He is NOT RACIST even though people keep saying he is. #Commanders

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I’m sad that the Commanders season has come to an end. However, I’m consoling myself by reading about Major Tuddy, the weirdest mascot in football. Did you know he’s canonically 6’5? #commanders #majortuddyfacts

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Why was I cursed with this feline menace :-(

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Business idea: It’s a hookah bar, but everyone is just using one of those spit-sucking things from the dentist.

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I am trying to detox from political posts and mostly follow nature pics. However, 90% of the pictures posted are AI, or touched to the point that I can’t tell. I can’t even enjoy pictures of mountains anymore. I feel like we have reached the end times. :-(

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There’s nothing worse than being a homophobe who is also color blind, because then what? Do you just GUESS when to get mad? “Why do you have all these rainbows, huh? Trying to indoctrinate MY kids with your woke agenda!??” “Dude this is a McDonalds, those are golden arches, what is your problem?”

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Christmas is going to be such a bad time

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I’ve never tweeted before in my life. I have no idea what I am doing, and I’m scared.

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