Profile avatar
heidithewiz.bsky.social
Type 1 Diabetic, Never Trumper Cilantro is gross She/ her
733 posts 324 followers 242 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 22 Comments 28

There's a woman on FB trying to convince me of ss fraud and it is taking all my willpower not to say "lady, the day we met you told me to soak tampons in essential oils and stick them up my cooch to cure stuff" But it's on someone else's wall and I still want to be friends with that someone

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Usually when states go to court alleging federal coercion in violation of the 10th Amendment there is not a literal video of the President doing it.

submitted 1 day ago • 129 comments

You guys. The eye doctor doesn't even need to dilate Apparently I was living in the dark ages in tucson

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 4 days ago • 1064 comments

I can tell generations by how they remember the name Heidi It's usually the Swiss Alps girl or Heidi Klum Today the tech had no idea who Heidi Klum was so apparently she's old too

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Hey did you guys know about real grass? This stuff is amazing! - my dogs, who have only ever pooped in turf and rock

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

You guys The doctors here have room in their schedules and I don't edit months to get in What is happening

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

sure, groceries are getting too expensive and planes are dropping out of the sky every day, but have you considered you now have the Opportunity to invest in DookyCoin, the legal crypto that let’s me steal from you?

submitted 4 days ago • 70 comments

I'm not a journalist but I want to interview Elon Musk All I'm going to do is put a banana in front of him and ask him how much he thinks it costs Please somebody help me make this happen

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Putting The Acme Corporation in charge of the FAA was a terrible mistake

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

Talking to a MAGA "I'll pray for you to find peace over the next 4 years" I deserve a medal for not punching a wall

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Why are we letting him turn the federal gingerbread government into the Twitter dumpster fire Who elected Elon Musk? I wish I had actual power

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The ice cream for dinner went great The cereal for lunch today? Not so much

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Your calf muscles are looking good! Thanks I carry my obese pug mix up and down the stairs several times a day

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Is there a valid reason I shouldn't eat ice cream for dinner? I swear I'll bolus

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

It's a horrendous flu season. It's killing kids, it's killing adults. It's killing people who were perfectly healthy before and people who, like most Americans, have chronic illness. It costs NOTHING to keep existing resources available. Our government is spending money to make Americans sicker.

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

say it again for the ppl in the back, maga is nothing more or less than a resegregation movement

submitted 7 days ago • 12 comments

I can't believe nobody thought of giving chickens medicine! We are so blessed!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Making me call to cancel a subscription means I will never use that service ever again

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone knows you can get rigorous data in 100 days Also RFK can fuck all the way off

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Valentine's day to everyone except Nazis

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I accidentally went off the zoloft (bc i forgot it at the old house) and I'm certifiably insane but my sugars have never been better and I can't believe nobody told me SSRIs cause insulin resistance Getting it refilled though bc insane Heidi is bad

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments