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heidizzle.bsky.social
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Everyday i wake up and i am grateful i am not british

Why are people explaining how to make noodles and how to open a fruit cup what do i look like to you 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️ i literally dont understand

Have you ever wondered what the world would look like if you lived inside of a disposable and looking out from these sticky windows

Nobody show this to the men, and if somehow the men get their hands on this BAN THIS FROM THE CLUBS

These people think if they repeat something to me three times i’ll only hear it on the fourth 😑😑😑

I’m sorry to everyone who doesn’t like the car screaming videos but I am going to keep choking on the algorithms cock until I own you

Why arent my tweets blowing up too

I want to go to sleep and wake me up when people stop calling their dogs “doggos” “fur baby” let’s go back to calling them dogginas

If hating me for no reason was a job my aunt would be rich

I’m a lyrical miracle

Poly, yeah I’m poly. Poly gonna smoke a bowl

Music addicts be like one more song

I’m watching Hunger on a full stomach

If i was president i would ban pajamas with no pockets

If health is wealth i’d be broke as a joke

Me after blowing smoke into everyones face at the thanksgiving dinner table

Lets get this to 1,000,000 likes guys

Ambulances have the worst wifi

I want to make a POTUS blue sky so they have to pay me for my @

Holy cow i actually thought about smoking while using the bathroom… that was Noooot barbie girl of me

I feel so bad for ppl who have to spend their thanksgiving or christmas in the hospital so im happy they have stuff like this for them. Ya but i’d hate to get a needle poke before breakfast

Happy thanksgiving to everyone who voted for kamala every one else hope your turkey’s dry, your mashed potatoes wet, and everything right goes wrong 🥰🦃

Im like Mr. Hyde and then become Jekyll when i smoke

I wanna party in kai cenats mansion tffff lemme on there man

I predict elphaba and galinda is gonna be a name trend

I want to vape in the oval office

I want to vape in the white house

Had the worst date with a GPS, i just Left Right in the Middle of it!

Doctor walked in on me eating hot fries and told me it wasn’t good for me… listen buddy I got a shiny red apple with your name on it 🍎

For everyone who just saw Wicked- was ur poop green or pink that night?

Elon musk is ugly