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heilshitler.bsky.social
Ketamine-imbibing, sex-harassing, union-busting, race-baiting, brain-chipping, Trump-stroking, wad-blowing technofascist. Oh, and I really did name my child X Æ A-12! (parody account)
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Fucking pretender. Who’s ever seen such a poorly dressed Nazi? Bannon looks like an unclean cat bed.

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Yes, immigration IS the biggest threat: Especially from South Africa. Especially the White ones.

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Help! My ego is melting!!

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Hear hear! Just because you like to fuck couches doesn’t make you a bad person.

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People are so mean and don’t understand what a night of ketamine does to you.

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I thought apartheid was evil, but now I get to take away medicine from AIDS patients illegally. HEIL SHITLER!

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Conservative White men are so histrionic. I get excited whenever Steven yells. youtu.be/CeUjq8v6HGw

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I'm worried that Democrats could cock-block me. If only I built a rocket that looks like Jeff Bezos's.

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The Führer's plot to invade Canada is going exactly to plan.

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The Führer demands Canada become the 51st state and adopt white supremacy. Oh wait…

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If a woman had 13 kids by four different men, used ketamine and spent all her time running a shadow presidency, I’m not sure our society would celebrate her.

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Right! So nothing wrong in shooting a tyrant or corrupt billionaire. Um wait…

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A virus has no brain. By picking RFK Jr, our administration chose someone equal to the virus to fight it.

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I mean, who doesn’t really?

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I’m so proud of my son. He’s a bully and psychopath at such a tender age.

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Concentration camps in America. Oh happy day!! www.nytimes.com/2025/02/12/u...

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Goddamnit, that Neurolink chip is on the fritz again.

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Yes

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Look, I bought Twitter and lost bucketloads of money, so to avoid that again I’ll just steal Gaza.

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My merger between X and OpenAI is not going well, but the merger between Nazis and Israel couldn’t be better!

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Hitler became a legit vegetarian. I will follow the Führer and try a veggie dog.

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Sorry @yasharali.bsky.social but I personally measured his balls and the President agreed they were YUUUGE!

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This is lies! I love all colors, so long as they are white or kitchen sink like the Cybertruck. angrywhitemen.org/2025/02/10/e...

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I ordered the word “sexuality” removed. I just don’t believe in it. Sexual assault is more my style.

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I keep asking Shopify to change its name to Hitlerfy and finally they are listening! www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art...

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I need all the Artificial Intelligence I can get because my natural kind is all fascist. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/10/t...

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Gaza will be such a beautiful place for the master race without those dirty Palestinians! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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Even an antisemitic Nazi like me can learn a thing or two from Israel’s inventive oppression. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/f...

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Goddamnit, putting in that brain chip has been a lot of work.

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I suggest that foreigners arrest me for my own good.

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AUSCHWITZ, February 9: Today surrounded by rabbis, Elon Musk announced his newest car creation, the Tesla Zyklon B! “These Jewish auto workers hardly ask for wages,” enthused the head of DOGE. Test drivers said they were baffled by the presence of a disproportionately large ashtray.

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DOGE will stop this gender bending weather garbage. No more hurricanes. From now they will be himicanes. SIEG HEIL!

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