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heimestrismegistus.bsky.social
A Silenced Poet/Gamer Amateur Philosopher A recorder of sorts The most laidback person you’ll probably ever meet The youngest old man that you know What’s real and meant for you has no imaginary price tag
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Watching Smart Guy was a religious practice bc of her

Niggas done been brainwashed hard into hating themselves just to still not get approval

Buck teeth are lowkey cute too on some

LMAO relatable asf on so many levels

I would add bite to this also

“Who all gonna be there?” Hears one fuck niggas name and decides to stay home immediately

9 months of consistency back in the gym #fitness #gym

I’mma be real dawg not all of you niggas need to be wearing sheistys, some of you look dumb asf…

goodmorning n words, stop being late to shit all the time.

I’d imagine niggas that use them don’t even wash or keep up with themselves

Thinking about Hermes Trismegistus

I settled so bad I be forgetting what would be my last relationship lmao

I need all 20 v 1 and related content to be permanently erased from existence, I hate that shit…

Reskeet if you not married on or off here. Tryna see something.

How people know who their real enemy is and how to beat them, but don’t do anything about them, bc they’re comfortable living in a world made of lies

It depends on if you’re being honest or not

The things that I know and am aware of piss me the fuck off, but I’m a good actor 🤷🏾‍♂️

I’m tired man just be straight up with what you want 😭

I be tellin mfs they don’t like me lmao you just think I’m nice to look at. Keep it movin 🤣

I be thinking this all the time bc that’s shit I usually get complimented for. You telling me there’s women out here who like musty, dusty, and crusty?

Mfs be in the way taking up space not adding no value to ya life and blocking yo blessings… for no reason

Wtf…?