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It’s like Heroes 2.0 isn’t it. It’s no Yihaa. #melfest

Actual representation of me in bed right now, minus the food and wine. 🥶

I just… wanna… RIDE MY HORSE! 🤠🐴 @melodifestivalen.se

Me in every PE class. #Amandaland

“You know who wrote that song?” “Who wrote that song” “R.Kelly” “Your Kelly? Fair play to her!” #Amandaland is hilarious.

Corr blimey! £99 for a standing balcony ticket for The Corrs. I’ll rewatch my dvd this time I think.

I listened to Brat and Eternal Sunshine for the first time yesterday, gotta stay up to date with that popular music.

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Just made my first omelette at the ripe old age of 36, a success.

Took myself for a cute walk to a church from AD654 (old), and now watching some Nigella with a brew. #weekending

Ariana Grande holding the pineapple 💚 #grahamnorton

It’s been great watching this live with my pals and the internet, nothing like a live tv event! #thetraitors

O M G THIS GAME! 🤯🤯🤯 #thetraitors

It’s so annoying knowing they’re all faithful! #thetraitors

I spilt red wine as soon as the round table started, my timing!

Frankie the dress is gorj 🤩 #thetraitors

🗣️ PSA: THE TRAITORS IS ON 3O MINUTES EARLIER THAN USUAL AT 2030 🗣️

That episode. #TheTraitors

O M F G INCREDIBLE I legit scream laughed when she said Charlotte’s name!! #thetraitors

I didn’t realise Purple Disco Machine was such a ride.

I hope Dina Carroll is having a nice day.

Minha: “I think we can split the money two ways” Charlotte: 😬 #thetraitors

Leanne’s partner is called Sophie?! Werk 🏳️‍🌈

Those bodies look like willies. #thetraitorsj

I miss my Christmas tree. 😔

Cadburys should replace Double Deckers in the Mini Heroes tub with Time Outs.

Charlotte being seen as so faithful by all the others at the same time people are starting to suspect Minha plays so well for her. Sneaky sneaky. #thetraitors

Joe being cocky again shocker #thetraitors

@emilioemm.com happy birthday stud!! Have a super day!

A*Teens kicked off their 25-year reunion tour last night with a one-hour festival set in Chile. And look at them!!! 📸 Nicolás Rosales / Hector Ortuya

Lovely bit of winter ❄️

Very lucky to have such lovely countryside so close to my flat.

Joe not getting the tar on his head! Must have an allergy. #thetraitors

NOT THOSE TEARS LINDA!! Sooo fake. #thetraitors

Linda offers nothing in that traitor tower does she. It was always Armani and now Minha. 😅 #thetraitors

Love Fozia calling these shits out on Kas #TheTraitors