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helena.bet
bottomless oubliette supervisor pronouns appropriated from yr mom
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every once in a while chris cillizza shits out a take so stupid i’m forced to remember he exists and i hate that for me

it is very easy to find new fandoms i recommend a thing called “book shop”

roomie has all her stuff hooked up to a voice control google “smart” home thing and it’s very funny to hear her try five times to turn on a lamp

if i decided being a girl wasn’t for me anymore and jkr called me brave and asked me to DM her i would shove an entire vial of enthanate into my thigh immediately, on principle

how u gonna call yourself detrans and still expect to be treated like a little birthday boy

victim blaming is rape culture hope this helps👍

rip brian wilson it shoulda been mike

is he donating his whole paycheck directly to pro-trans orgs? no? then shut da fuck up

more like liquid ass hashtag wwdc25

i think it’s better to view what’s going down in LA as the objective reality we’re dealing with and not like a star war

love 2 watch two high agency males have a phallocentric slapfight

oh honey,

it’s cool how switch 2 is only a little bit bigger than the original but like a zillion times more comfortable to hold

noooo i just want y’all to stop making ai slop memes of elon in drag. u don’t gotta like, be his friend

i was hoping elected dems would use every procedural trick available to help stall trump’s agenda but this taco thing works too i guess

white²: hyperwhite

scenting thom yorke on the grounds, my hounds have pursued him into a thicket. he's yowling sorrowfully in his usual falsetto there. hurry, groundskeeper, my rifle

that was nice

about to take mdma for the first time in 22 years, wish me luck

bro. *takes a sip* bro i think *takes another sip* bro i think they put fent in my dr pepper

Every generation has a brain dead centrist pop star who thinks he’s political. Boomers have Bono. Gen Xers have Thom Yorke.

trying to think of reasons i shouldn’t clean out my 401k and buy myself a pussy, coming up short

gosh thom i’m sorry this has been so hard for u