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Hi I’m Helen! Mostly I post silly stuff but I like a lot pop culture shtuff 18 18+ :3 Fat trans and pan (baller)
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FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT!!! HACK THE PLANET!!!!!!

if your friend only lets you pick between 1 out of 2 things and not both of them she actually hates you fr fr (this a joke)

if the joke that you made up for a character is to good to be true, in house md its probably true

from click to clack the switchs drift is back in black

there is only one correct answer and that answer is i would sleep with vector the crocodile

I Really wanna get a wii u but just for the gamepad

put me down im actually enjoying color splash

deciding to boot up paper mario color splash just so i could feel something

this reminds me that i have an Absolute hatred for taco bells baja blast gelato

paper mario 64 i promise i love you but ttyd just performs better in bed

ttyd got me in a chokehold

the cocktail sauce fandom is dying repost if you love cock

new toy for puppy tonight :3

that moment where you are gonna be 19 on friday the 13th and therefore is jason

heres a lil risky picture i took at work, happy thanksgiving :3

happy thanksgiving! Time to get high as i absolutley destroy some cookies :D

had a dream about upsetting my dad by joking about Ronald reagan with his trinkling down stuff made an omelette good morning

new hoodies, decided to take a couple lazy pics with them :3

that vtuber that said that turning something off and on could fix a problem is so right, i just fixed my families wifi problem by just resetting it i cant remember the name

flirting #art | #PizzaTower | #AntonBlast | #PizzaBlast | #PeppiBlast

Snickers at the thought of making snickerdoodles

Can’t believe I have the same bday as dick van slur

having a daily limit on my card so i dont spend it all but the cons is that if i need to pay something now i need to do tricks n shit but hey self control :,3

Need to get pounded like how i bound my mouse in rage

Patience will be my friend

FAT PEOPLE ARE HOT FAT PEOPLE ARE HOT FAT PEOPLE ARE HOT FAT PEOPLE ARE HOT FAT PEOPLE ARE HOT FAT PEOPLE ARE HOT FAT PEOPLE ARE HOT FAT PEOPLE ARE HOT FAT PEOPLE ARE HOT FAT PEOPLE ARE HOT FAT PEOPLE ARE HOT FAT PEOPLE ARE HOT FAT PEOPLE ARE HOT FAT PEOPLE ARE HOT FAT PEOPLE ARE HOT

"are you one to" is something i got told twice and honestly its kinda nice that i look like i do (i dont but you know)