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Honestly I think even those word document or zine type flyers are cuter than the uncanny valley vibes of novice AI #socialmedia #marketing

I recently went to an event where this theory proved true. The decor was cute but the bar was a ghost town. The cheese curds and popcorn chicken were the same shade of pale brown (the curds were hot and the chicken was luke warm.)

My thing about local bars/pubs/ restaurants using AI pictures for their social media is that it makes me think they're lazy, tacky, and don't have something nice to photograph.

Things that make me happy: 🛼 Plantar fasciitis, endometriosis, and fatigue: 😈😈😈 #Rollerskating #over40

Elon Musk is coming to your house to help you save money by deciding which doors you don’t need and getting rid of them.

Sweet potatoes are awesome. Thank you, that is all. #dogma

Good morning to THIS Kennedy and his mom and thassit

Well. It took a while but once To Kill A Mockingbird got GOING I really liked it... and then I read Go Set A Watchman and I'm all kinds of upset 🤣 They did Lee dirty by publishing that

Cooking dinners from scratch is a very grounding practice. Highly recommend it, especially if you spend a lot of time in your house doomscrolling. Cook something instead. You'll feel better.

Dear ice pack companies: I NEED fake frozen peas. Nothing works as well as them and I'm tired of trying to decide if they're still edible after thawing and freezing and thawing them so many times. #sharktank #productidea

In my #UrsulaLeGuin ✨️era✨️

Happy #GalentinesDay! Or as the writers of Parks & Rec call it, Whydidntwetrademarkthis

#RichardAyoade without glasses feels illegal

I need an #exercise# that doesn't put any pressure on my feet. - So far I've thought of #Bollywood# dancing but only the upper half

Happy Pho-bruary ♡♡♡ #pho

Don't know why I read the #kanye #ye rant but

Also, Taylor Swift got booed at the Superbowl?! Rough catlady weekend for sure.

I met my best friend's boyfriend's cats this weekend. They did not like me 😱 I am not used to this 😭

Kendrick Lamar was 🔥#superbowl

Reading To Kill A Mockingbird for the first time at the age of 40. I don't know what I expected but it was not every side character being this guy

Salads...Acetaminophen... Revolution girl style now... 😴

Me to America: SPEAK TO REPRESENTATIVE

Today's mood: I refuse to become a defeatist #taylorswift #lyrics

I want to state on the record that each of my friends and anyone reading this has my full permission to use the Lord's name in vain in my presence - because I never want to hear the phrase "cheese and rice" again 🤢

To the #trans community, 💙I'm glad you're on this earth 🩷 🤍I'm glad you're on this earth🤍 🩷I'm glad you're on this earth💙

Well, at least we have justice for Breakin' Dishes. Always been my fave #pop #billboard

Me, every time I drink a Ramune: I want that fucking marble so bad

When you see What others will lose What you will not What you have What there is to be lost You're tiptoeing between Silverlinings and Survivors guilt #poetry #2025

Why would I ever thank Trump for bringing TikTok back. It was his idea in the first place lol

Things that don't suck right now: mochi donuts

This article from the Atlantic describes so well what I've been thinking about for the past year. tinyurl.com/a4p2bryd

Maybe I should stop using the word "logical" for the world I desire. People will argue their logic til the cows come home. Maybe what I want is for people to be practical - effective, rational, and aware #thingsithinkabout #philosophy

How do we shed the naïveté of youth without succumbing to the cynicism of the aged? #thingsithinkabout

I made you something 🥰

Golden Globes fashion critics will be like, "Keri Russell's cape was unnecessary" well sirs and madams that's kinda the point. Capes are pretty much unnecessary and so are baby blue suits but what are they supposed to do, wear sweatpants?