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I really really like Swords and I have no idea what the heck my profile picture supposed to be. (21y)
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God I forgot how much of a fucking gem this cutting video is. #swords #hema #dussack

After a long day of work I sure do love to poop for 40 minutes

How tf did people have sex before 1873? This shit sucks

How tf did people have sex before 1873? This shit sucks

I'm not pressing the like button on your joke because I think it's funny. I'm only doing it to signal that I understand the joke so my CIA agent knows that I'm not fucking stupid.

some people don't want tone indicators because they're bad at reading tone. They're just bad at reading. I insulted someone annoying on discord and they asked me to use tone indicators because they didn't understand if it was a joke. My guy. I am demeaning you. It don matter if it was a joke.

Swords and autism

AI ass thumbnail

youtube.com/shorts/EOHCc... The dentist!

Imagine being a food born illness thinking that you're gonna fuck someone up once they eat you. But you get eaten by a fuck-ass protogen mommy pred who can digest a passenger aircraft in a day. Not a passenger aircraft's worth of people. The plane. #furry #protogen #vore

Around summer 2024 I made a Pokemon looking character based off the Bombchus from The Legend Of Zelda. I even made a shiny variant scene in the other image. she explodes. #pokemon #Legendofzelda #bombchugirl

Had to explain to my coworker that no, the joke isn't funny because it's sexist. It's just not funny as it had no buildup well still being predictable. It was irrelevant to the current situation. Im making coffee. "everyone thinks death is a man. But I think it's a woman. Because Death's a bitch"

Making love in the freezer. Been fucking a bag of frozen fries since February. Call me the snow man since I got frost burn in my heart. Trust me. This is only the start. It hurts me. The freezer burn grinds into me as I thrust it.

Can the Political Right not ruin America for like 2 more years? Fable 4 comes out this October 10th and I want time to play it

We organized my sword wall. Not everything is on there and it's not the most optimized. But it looks really pretty.

Yeah :3

Sighing is just microdosing Screaming

I cannot deny the allegations of enjoying the fish filet

Just had an argument with a sex worker over trans people. Like damn. You jealous or something?

My New Year resolution thingamabob is just to be cooler. I can do this anyway I wish. I can exercise a little, I can start learning a relevant language, start helping more people, get more artistic. Not binding myself to a singular path, just a goal that's like filling a cup. Fill it however I can.

I got the Cold Steel Thompson Saber for Christmas and I removed the Bluing using naval jelly. It now looks so much better to me. I love the raw steel look~ #sword #swords #ColdSteel

I wrapped my Cold Steel Hand-and-a-Half sword (that I got for Christmas) yesterday and GAHHH its to prebby!!! I was not expecting it to be good but I already love this thing~ #sword #swords #ColdSteel