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helleauxdolly.bsky.social
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“How much could a banana cost, Michael, 7 dollars?”

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I’M STILL HERE I’M STILL HERE I’M STILL HERE I’M STILL HERE I’M STILL HERE I’M STILL HERE I’M STILL HERE I’M STILL HERE I’M STILL HERE I’M STILL HERE I’M STILL HERE I’M STILL HERE I’M STILL HERE I’M STILL HERE I’M STILL HERE I’M STILL HERE I’M STILL HERE I’M STILL HERE I’M STILL HERE I’M STILL HERE

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Me: she’s…. Looking a little more zaftig these days, no? Husband: Don’t body shame the Statue of Liberty!

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Ok who’s got a Survivor47 starter pack for me??

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re not working, I better be getting pet pictures every day….

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

Um. A 9 minute wait for an L train first thing on a Monday morning?? @mta.info DO BETTER!

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to send her Moo Deng content…

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Ok, Bluesky, I need your help! My Secret Snowflake at work is our just hired 22- year old female school aide. I know nothing about her other than she has a dog and a great mass of curly hair. What does Gen Z want for Christmas this year??

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Had to attend a PD at another HS today. Among the usual detritus of trash in the stairwell, I happened upon one large tube sock, a toothbrush, and dozens of Cards Against Humanity cards scattered everywhere. Glanced at the first two, “Smegma” and “Butt Stuff” and decided to keep it moving.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

It begins…

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Ok MTA. I’ve made a good faith attempt to try your OMNY system, but after three tries and countless minutes wasted on this useless system, I’ve given up. I’ll use the yellow Metrocard until you have to pry it out of my cold dead hands. @mta.info

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

@justinmuschong.bsky.social lolllll

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Cat sitter sent this. He’s either really missing us… or quietly plotting our deaths/ his righteous revenge at abandoning him…

submitted 84 days ago • 2 comments

Smoke and Ash Ethiopian BBQ in Arlington,TX is where it’s AT, y’all.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Just a picture of my cute hubby eating rocky road ice cream in my parent’s breakfast nook, modeling the insanely adorable MeUndies print Meowy Christmas. You’re welcome.

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Still quite new to this site and I have to say I find the whole “starter pack” thing super charming. “You’re new here? No problem, lemme introduce you to some really cool people!” V. thoughtful.

submitted 85 days ago • 2 comments

It is exhausting having to research and figure out everything from black plastics to best ventilation practices to COVID vaccine schedules, I know this is a wild idea but have we thought about creating publicly funded government bodies that could manage and regulate this stuff on our behalf

submitted 85 days ago • 576 comments

New kitten at my parent’s house means a different kind of Christmas tree this year…

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Played Heads Up with my 10th graders today. Here are some things I learned: 1) They aren’t sure who Elvis is, but do know about Pulp Fiction. 2) American Idol is out. 3) Sophia Grace and Rosie of Ellen fame are now influencers. 4) Denzel Washington is “that guy from Gladiator 2”.

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

TFW you wanna follow people on the butterfly that you used to follow on the bird, but you deleted the bird app yesterday. Am I never gonna see those cats again?

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I can genuinely say that this man had a direct impact on my life. He made BIG BUSINESS, my wife's childhood favorite movie and a big inspiration for her eventual move to New York City, which is where we met.

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments

The Grey Beast: predator and his prey.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

If you're in the Spokane area, BIGFOOT'S FIRST NOEL, a one page play by me and @nickmartorelli.bsky.social, will premiere at the SFCC Spartan Theatre's Haunting Holidays festival on Dec. 7. We're not screwing around here: it is about the actual Bigfoot.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

This jerk, sitting on my clean clothes that need folding. Hello, Bluesky!

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments