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I'm a little sick haha Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy

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Now I look in the mirror and I love myself better 🥰

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When the roster grows, the fixation fades

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if this song were released earlier in the year it would 100% be my #1 on spotify wrapped open.spotify.com/track/671CE4...

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I’ve been looking at you so long, now I only see me 🍏

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

nothing gives me greater pleasure than passing by cars while riding the train

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joe biden could go down as the most beloved president in history if he pardons the CEO shooter

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she’s not broken…she’s just a baby

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she’s got both hands in her pocket…and she won’t look at you

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MSNBC is reporting that the backpack that the Midtown shooter ditched in Central Park was full of Monopoly money

submitted 82 days ago • 291 comments

Everybody’s getting their jokes off but The Daily Mail somehow made the funniest video

submitted 84 days ago • 135 comments

first time posting one of these 🤭

submitted 84 days ago • 6 comments

“i hate health insurance CEOs” now replace health insurance CEOs with women. not so funny, is it?

submitted 85 days ago • 126 comments

Scientists, academics, researchers: We’re excited to share that @altmetric.com is now tracking mentions of your research on Bluesky! 🧪

submitted 87 days ago • 479 comments

bringing my costco haul back in my new wagon 🥰

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Embarrassing. They're going to feel so stupid in 10 years when nobody's wearing dead salmon hats anymore.

submitted 92 days ago • 256 comments

I don’t wanna force a smile

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

von dutch will forever be my walking thru the airport song

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15 House Dems just voted for HR 9495, which would give Trump power to name any advocacy group or nonprofit as “terrorist affiliated" with no due process. Senate Dems must not let this attack on free speech come up for a vote during the lame-duck. If it does, they must vote NO.

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Name a verse better than this. I will wait.

submitted 102 days ago • 5 comments

Harris should have been more brat in Wisconsin

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“You came across my skyline” sound like some romantic shit lmao

submitted 105 days ago • 190 comments

the substance

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Twitter isn’t a place, it’s a tool, one that’s being shaped by the person who owns it to specifically boost his ideology among users for his own personal gain. There comes a point where using it, by design, can only benefit him

submitted 106 days ago • 20 comments

Do you wanna roll with me? Say YEAH……

submitted 106 days ago • 6 comments

one of bluesky’s best features is that you can play music links and actually listen to a snippet like how it was in 2018 twit music.apple.com/us/album/aqu...

submitted 106 days ago • 14 comments

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

submitted 106 days ago • 212 comments

I'm sure this Cabinet of inexperienced grifters who excel solely at advancing their own careers will produce an administration that runs like a well-oiled machine.

submitted 106 days ago • 1160 comments

People who say they care about women’s and girls’ sports are noticeably quiet about how eliminating the Department of Education would end federal oversight of Title IX enforcement of the equal existence of women’s and girls’ sports

submitted 107 days ago • 214 comments

It's a shame that every cybertruck in the southeastern US is now broken forever

submitted 153 days ago • 7 comments

Regarding moderation on social media: it is my sincere belief that blocking is morally neutral! It’s not mean or abusive. It’s not an attack. It can be, at worst, mildly rude, roughly on par with hanging up on a telemarketer.

submitted 154 days ago • 142 comments

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,184,762!

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