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“God this new GTA game looks great my one complaint is that I wish this game series literally named after a crime was about being a morally upstanding civilian” :(( The absolute fucking state of things

Some jokes aside though I genuinely cannot wait for an actual Kentucky Derby Horse to be named after one of the HRT Horses. We all deep down know it’s coming and now it’s just a matter of when lol

NEVER IN YOUR LIFE BET AGAINST JOVIAL FUCKING MERRYMENT

Man fuck the Kentucky Derby I’m busy

Putting flowers in a vase is not unlike putting a bunch of decapitated heads in a jar if you think about it

So you’re telling me this stick was bred at Olive Garden?

Chicken Jockey

Not to be a dickrider but the 80 dollar price tag for Mario Kart World is only really an issue if *every* game on Switch 2 is gonna be 80 bucks. This is a similar size game to 8 Deluxe WITH Booster Course Pass, which totaled to 80 dollars between base game and DLC

Silksong appearing in that Direct for 5 seconds after all that weird shit about the William Cake PFP is honestly the funniest possible timeline what is even going on anymore

DELTARUNE 65 TOMORROWS

Ok guys we have not one but TWO chances for Silksong in at least one of these fucking things I’m not coping I’m not coping I’m not coping

It just hit me that if the Switch 2 really does have those mouse control Joy-Cons Mario Maker 3 is going to get to have a real interface again Suddenly one of my highest hopes for the coming year

Today I found out what Sheldon’s Maze Splatoon is and for how funny this video is I had a realization. I main Roller. I would unironically love to do this to someone and stalk them like a Dead by Daylight killer

Pokemon Champions is sick as fuck don’t get me wrong but I do actually hope there’s degrees of customization over what format you get to play. Because I severely do not want to ladder what looks to be a National Dex format with 0 bans

I still keep up with that fucking “Woke Content Detector” document because nowhere else will I be able to see a genuine warning to stay away from “My Wife Sucked a Futanari’s Toes” Like holy shit you mean to tell me THIS game is too woke??? Oh great heavens I shall alert the masses posthaste

Priorities

People are asking me my thoughts on who wins this Super Bowl and I only have one answer It’s his moment. Big LIX supremacy

My personal litmus test when interacting with friends is asking them “Would you have sex with Bowser” Do try this at home

I’m on a 25 game losing streak in Rivals 2 and honestly all I have to say is that I’m genuinely flattered that this game thinks that I’m good enough to be served this level of asswhooping I have level 166 Lox but my ass can barely wavedash do you really think I can handle a 100 APM Zetterburn💀

GOD HOLY SHIT THIS GAME RIPS GO PLAY IT

#art #oc #illustration #drawing #sketch #crops #doodle

What do they mean by this and why do I feel so threatened by it

Whenever I play a ditto in a fighting game getting my ass kicked suddenly takes on a whole new mood ngl. It’s so inspiring learning an unholy technique you can unleash on the *NEXT* person you play

This month I found out that Mariah Carey herself directed a Christmas movie and it bothers me in a way that I can’t explain that there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot worth talking about with it. It’s not necessarily good or bad it just exists and I hate that

I did it because it was funny

maybe i should make this into a single player game and then make a multiplayer sequel

I AM RUNNING OUT OF PICTURES TO POST ON HERE THAT AREN'T OUTDATED- -- #steampunk #indieanimation

Pet play except it’s swimming in a pool while having saltine crackers dropped on me from above

Y’know I wasn’t expecting a game as bombastic and loud as Antonblast of all things to have a pretty damn good spooky level, but surprise horror sections are probably my favorite indie game trend of all time so I am ABSOLUTELY not complaining

Oh no! I really need to “altar” this “Corruption” before it destroys the world but I lack the materials! Whatever shall I do?! The despicable Wall of Flesh:

What a pale existence Lyre belongs to @odinnsonn.bsky.social [ #eos #eyesofsaemyth #ttrpg #homebrew #art #oc]

A feature I’ve seen literally nobody else talk about Mario Party Jamboree that I think is kinda sick is how the boss minigames can show up during regular board play during a battle minigame, and it makes me wish we could toggle having a boss at the end of turn 20 for like, a bonus star or something

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As someone who was blown away by Slay the Princess since the first demo and only passingly acknowledged Scarlet Hollow in an “oh this is probably also really good I should check it out one day” light, The sheer VELOCITY that my money is about to be thrown at could probably pierce the hull of a tank

Every now and again I’m reminded that “Animal Well” is just an alternate way of saying “Rabbit Hole” and all of the insane nonsense surrounding that game makes a little more sense

Hollow Knight Benches Tier List based on how I personally feel about sitting on them

What could she be dreaming of? #animation #robotgirl #robogirl

Being a DND host is such a fascinating experience, I can’t think of too many other hobbies that would task me with cracking the logistics of a Piss Meter and how it plays into combat.