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Let's pretend I said something profound... I identify as a Kakapo. Sarcasm is difficult to express in writing. There is a vast difference between what you need and what you want...you need a roof over your head, you don't need a mansion. I'm old...
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#LiptonsCupofSoup So....how long does it take for noodles in a cream of chicken soup to soften...🤔🤣

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Cancelled television show you still think about. The Carol Burnett Show

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#garden #orchid I received this for Valentine's Day...it's March 27th...I done good! 🤣

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😥 www.tmz.com/2025/03/21/g...

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Post a picture of you that's not actually a picture of you.

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So my Twatter account was hacked. I was logged out but they apparently can work around the code sent to my email...as far as I'm concerned, they wasted their time...🤣🤣

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Ad rant! The best way of never getting me to play your advertised game is to repeatedly show me the same game every. single. ad. Also note that most mobile game players pay little attention to game ads, especially since they don't represent "real" game play. But product ads...those we watch!

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#crossstitch 🧵🧶 I thought I'd share my hi tech way to deal with having to do edges... TL:DR My outside preprinted line was gradually off by 1 full stitch from top to bottom. Decided I didn't like the pattern and did my own thing. Decided to see what different borders looked like to cover it up...

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So to make sure it's not lost forever, I have saved it for you...it's absolutely adorable! 😉

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So...I bought this cross stitch kit... The outline of the edges was printed in black. I lined up the edges of said outline and found the center. Counted from side and top, marked my 10. Counted, stitched, 🤔, frogged. Repeat. Repeat. Sigh. Started with the background first, upper left corner...1/

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