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We should recall Newsom

i got freedom poisoning

Longlegs, youre being weird

what happens at these jesse jackson talks?

someone else saying "that movie/show was too long": disgusting, ungrateful, childish me saying it: astute, discerning, an industry professional

"oh, you were supported as a kid weren't you?"

hoo boy

dog

Oh damn.

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new hell just dropped

if you die in real life you die in the game

an entire class whose social mores prohibit actually speaking clearly about power

playing blue prince and realizing these evil fucks have the money to get a real life puzzle mansion to solve every month for the rest of their lives of they wanted to and instead they do this

i did good work here

thats crazy! sounds like we should give these people what they deserve (housing)

The possibility of abduction by a sovereign and imprisonment abroad is one criterion that separates democracies from dictatorships. The Declaration of Independence called the British king tyrannical for transporting Americans, “beyond Seas to be tried for pretended Offenses.”

We used to be a real country where some women were actually bears in disguise.

Wow. I hope you guys are happy. I hope you guys are proud of yourselves!

chatgpt says i shouldn't be upset at my lot in life and thanks to chatgpt my brain is made up of enough uncooked biscuit dough to agree

Remember that time the woke SJWs grabbed someone off the street and sent him to a concentration camp in El Salvador without any due process

If you're a cis person who bought hogwarts legacy, you owe a trans person $70 immediately. Also you should probably wear a hat that says "dipshit" on it

The Oprah coaching tree is worse than Belichick’s.

yes! this dude will back down to anyone who tells him to fuck himself! this is the only response worth having!

American exceptionalism is electing a pariah government so repugnant that it tanks the electoral prospects of aligned right wing governments across the entire anglosphere

X-Files star Gillian Anderson plays Sega's WaveRunner at GameWorks' launch party in Seattle, 1997

america america this is you

how is this possible

We have a crisis of naivety.

if someone gets hit by a car near you, its up to you to yell "main character syndrome am i right" so that everyone can laugh

i cant believe a guy named King Gizzard was lucky enough to even meet someone named The Lizard Wizard let alone start a band with them

YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.

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my dream is to be incinerated by the booster rockets during the beautiful launch of a billionaire's space rocket

if we still made wacky midbudget comedies anymore imagine how many vince vaugh-esque villains would end a scene by getting in a cybertruck