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hellocullen.bsky.social
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they wouldn't swear like this the words they say are genteel

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

He can go fuck himself, actually.

submitted 11 hours ago • 529 comments

me for every wes anderson movie

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

whats a movie on criterion rn i should watch

submitted 12 hours ago • 11 comments

The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.

submitted 16 hours ago • 34 comments

being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

submitted 15 hours ago • 130 comments

can the parks department just buy the cinerama dome? can we group fund it? what are we doing here

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

uhhh david lynch told me to overestimate my own talent and isolate the people who love me in pursuit of my career

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

tony hawk's prolapser

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Politicians used to stand for something

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

Speakers at WelcomePAC have mentioned being dunked on by BlueSky posters no less than a dozen times in the first hour alone. This site has broken their brains

submitted 18 hours ago • 414 comments

these people aren’t even liberals, they only exist to serve elite interests

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

she was rare like a goth gymnast

submitted 21 hours ago • 9 comments

goths should get their own olympic contingency

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

david lynch? the guy who changed the entire story of teon peaks after accidentally catching a sound guy in a shot a mirror? he wants computers to make things? this anecdote reads like chatgpt wrote it

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

Things that absolutely didn't happen

submitted 20 hours ago • 69 comments

The Onion does not use AI in any way. Our newspaper is proudly made by actual living people. AI makes bad, boring shit, and people make art. Subscribe to us instead: membership.theonion.com

submitted 21 hours ago • 81 comments

humanity is so cooked

submitted 1 day ago • 43 comments

amazingly funny for James Frey of all people to use AI to churn out a novel. if anyone has proven he’s capable of making shit up, it’s this guy! are you not printing enough money from your YA fiction sweatshop?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

They're literally doing the meme

submitted 1 day ago • 140 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 77 comments

i think we have achieved a sort of "convenienced alienation" that is, for the time being, historically unique and it fundamentally reconditioned a significant portion of the american populace to believe that anything beyond a confirmation screen on their phone is an affront to their person.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Giving Republicans a free meal in an attempt to own them is about the best way I can describe the Democratic Party

submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments

this taco shit is gonna get us into nuclear war

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

what if his name was Pernest Hammingway

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

"For too long, our party has moved away from working class voters. It's time we bring them back with an agenda that's not only urgent but possible." Some of my interview with @jonlemire.bsky.social on @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social yesterday:

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

A million years ago, this was a national scandal. Today, it is just an every day occurrence that we all tacitly accept.

submitted 1 day ago • 279 comments

remember hearing that hillary celebrated when trump got the nomination? what if we did that everywhere?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Democrats' most consistent line against Trump is "He isn't as murderous and psychotic as we would be."

submitted 2 days ago • 42 comments

No way!!! Who knew that continually telling the majority of your voters to fuck off would have this impact?

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

pants and chris fleming should collaborate on a very expensive animated movie

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 3 days ago • 25 comments

this picture sums up modern liberalism about as good as any ive seen

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

the episode where dale teams up with john redcorn to screw the american government was peak tv

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

R.I.P. Jonathan Joss

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I can't believe people think that using LLMs to write isn't destroying their critical thinking abilities. I'm like 5% dumber just because of spellcheck.

submitted 2 days ago • 78 comments

Having realized that their previous line ("we can't actually do anything, sorry") wasn't working, Democratic leaders have concocted a powerful new line: "We can actually do something and you're going to love it when we do it. But we can't do it now for unspecified reasons"

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

The Washington Examiner (the conservative news outlet) reports that Stephen Miller screamed at ICE officials: "What do you mean you're going after criminals? Why aren't you at Home Depot? Why aren't you at 7-Eleven?" Kinda blows up the narrative that they care about public safety.

submitted 2 days ago • 201 comments

I talked to 15 teachers/professors about how AI and ChatGPT is ruining their lives: www.404media.co/teachers-are...

submitted 2 days ago • 111 comments

Sads Sickelson

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

why cant there be a COLLABORATING piano bar

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment