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hellofisto.bsky.social
i'm kel, 30s, jgy apologist, whm main and catboy. (they/them) 🧡 #vpose for my personal gpose tag, frequently‼️🔞 nsfw 🔞‼️please be mindful of lables!
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logging out and playing minecraft i am so annoyed lmao

taking a break from crafting and gathering on the moon to craft and gather back on earth to make crafting and gathering easier to do on the moon to make crafting and gathering easier on earth. you get it.

People will tell you they love size difference until they open gpose

big fan of this guy #svsss

had no issue hitting culinarian quests. getting my ass beat by the carpenter quests. what the hell.

Pin-Up Commission for my dear friend @tural.bsky.social - Real "wow I can't believe I'm being paid to draw this" moment for me honestly #wickcomms #wickffxivart

another day volunteering at the cosmic exploration initiative. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck alerot. buddy, they won't even let me fuck him.

i know it's because i'm old but vtubers are very unappealing to me.

got so annoyed at missing the glasses again by a hair that i just bought them LMAO whatever scammingway i'll just get my own merch elsewhere 😤

i got my frying pan!! what do you mean i'm not done

not to be Rude(tm) but can people who mod nails actually learn what long nail enhancements are supposed to look like? thank yew<3

omggg i get to be here for the upgrade!!

this rabbit's time of serving hydaelyn's children is limited

i wanna try out the new oblivion remake but genuinely it's freaking me out seeing oblivion architecture in such high fidelity it's so uncanny and my mind thinks it's looking at a very high effort mod anyway do they got titties on the nexus for it yet?

i should've not had a soda today i got too autistic and now my stomach hurts

queues for a roulette for the first time in days, and it's lota why do i even BOTHERRRRR

Let's go Cosmic Fortunes! *spins the wheel* aw dang it *spins the wheel* aw dang it *spins the wheel* aw dang it *spins the wheel* aw dang it *spins the wheel* aw dang it *spins the wheel* aw dang it *spins the wheel* aw dang it *spins the wheel* aw dang it *spins the wheel* aw dang it *spins the wh

eating eggs for breakfast like im some kind of child emperor

fuck that rabbit man

endsinger: fuck you. FUCK you wol: [clenches fist] zenos crashing through space as a 100 ton dragon, panting like a dog: omg hey. so guess what i just realized. i like you a lot and was wondering if you wanted to play league sometime. that's why i acted like that before endsinger: wol:

they looooove picking me for the pilot btw they think i'm cool and awesome which is why they let me pilot. btw!

this is what my feed looks like rn

Finished my sculpt of Falin

i keep on mistaking an npc on the moon as a player because his outfit is so fucking ugly

uh he died during prae 🤸‍♂️ sorry lol

my endorsement for any democratic presidential candidate who promises to send the entire DOGE team to prison

🐻🐱 cosmic exploration outfit......

i never felt like i was roleplaying vitt more than sitting here and making him take a million selfies over and over

the thing about the switch 2 is like, well, people already have a switch--sometimes multiple of em. you know how everyone at one point had a DS for each hand but the only people you knew who has a 3DS at launch were nintendo perverts? yeah.

i got the emote!!! raaahhhh!!!

my mind interprets that if i have him looking at the camera, the camera is diegetic to the scene. he's modeled before, so he's hardly a stranger to the concept. but if not, they're just my interpretations of things he may or may not have done. ;)

My drawing skills are perfectly consistent, as long as the room’s the right temperature, I slept just enough, ate well, have zero plans later, my chair feels right, my internet’s stable, I’m wearing my cozy hoodie, no one texts me, and I don’t remember that one embarrassing thing from 10 years ago.

guys... our white family garage fridge has officially died... please respect my privacy during this time as we try to figure out how to put all our drinks and condiments into our tiny ass kitchen fridge. thank you.

[halo] johnlikers