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eDiscovery paralegal, nerd, artist, knitter, ADHD gremlin, convention wrangler, living the chronic illness dream. Chicago-ish. Overly broad and unduly burdensome.
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you like my hair gee thanks just bought it

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

On the plus side, I managed to stay awake during the town hall. OTOH I could have snuck in a nap because I’m WFH. I could not sleep last night and your girl is an absolute disaster

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Huge props to the person in this town hall that asked why we left Russia but have not left Israel. I’m not sharing the answer for confidentiality purposes but it was telling

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Why not treat yourself to a gorgeous, very limited edition, signed and numbered letterpress art print!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Ok I'm being honest, there's one king I'll follow

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Trying to pry myself out of bed after some anxiety about my overwhelming list of household tasks Surely hiding in bed will fix this

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Still gently rattling the can with less than a month to go before Summer School. If you’re feeling flush, please have a look at the prints available in my ko-fi shop or pop a few quid in the hat?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

A man stomped into a bar and growled at the bartender, "Gimme a beer!” He took a slug and shouted, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar retorted, "You take that back!" The angry man snarled, "Why? Are you a lawyer?" The guy replied, "No, I'm an asshole!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

the way my jaw just dropped

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Dear #nokings protestors: my disabled ass cannot handle a protest so I really appreciate all y’all 🙏

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This country treats right wing violence like it does missing people who aren’t cute white women

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.

submitted 2 days ago • 164 comments

I am told this production of Cats went TikTok viral and people were flying in to see it. Meanwhile we Paramount subscribers are like iykyk

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Back at the Paramount to see Cats. I saw it last week and within five minutes I was like “I MUST DRAG MY FAMILY TO THIS” Why? CHATS DU SOLEIL youtu.be/qo1IK8DY_G4?...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

he really wanted to hurt her. i really hope he made her cry

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

VERBATIM YOU SAY THIS VERBATIM

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

On the shutting the fuck up part -- Cops will keep questioning you even after you ask for a lawyer. It is purposely disorienting and makes it seem like you really have to talk. If you do, there are ways that those statements can be used against you. So you really have to focus on shutting up!

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Super useful and very clear guidelines about going to protests. Exercise your first amendment rights, be in community, be safe. 👇

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

People really liked this, so I’m reposting: my thread summarizing the plot of Les Mis (the musical) and why it is very funny that Trump loves it

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I made Jodie Whittaker a sandwich

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments