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“Oh look, a blerdy, artsy, earthy, lovergirl…just hanging out in the wild”, you think to yourself. 30+ | ♎️ | catmom | fairy/poison type | down by the bayou ⚜️
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A man with a head fulla hair will make me fold like a church chair every time.

This lil funky ass mood I been having got *checks watch*bout five mo mins. Wrap it up. We got a party to stunt at.

All I know is im taking sumn home for Zulu

Like I ain’t been active here all week. Ain’t nobody looking for me tho 😅

I really just shut down sometimes. This is why I struggle making friends 🥲

This is hilarious because I just made my first lasagna this week and I said I’m never making another meat cake again. It was great, but felt like a waste of time ultimately lmao.

Issa dixie cup

I want to do a political cartoon but I’ve never drawn one before. Time to study.

Im staring shit with every couple I see on my skyline. Fair warning.

I wish yall would stop including me in your proclamations of doom. No, we aren’t ALL gonna die at the hands of these dummies. YOU 🫵🏽 can, but I won’t give them the satisfaction.

I mean…fuck you if you fucking tomorrow, but at least give the world more Libras or whatever. 😒

Aight let me do it.

I’m constantly guided to my gift of helping others find their intuition. I’m constantly too tired in this realm to launch that again. But my goodness, did I feel good doing it.

I’m trying to finish this document but I just can’t stop having twerk breaks 😂

There’s two reasons I’m not a politician. It involves my left hand and my right.

Kiwi

With them lil thick Cornish hen thighs

Nun, thinking bout Kendrick in them jeans.

Sure is.

Mm…civilizations that existed when the pyramids were established. Since they were thousands of years old during the time of ancient Egypt as we understand it.

open.spotify.com/track/7uWVT3...

Yall can’t wear them jeans like Kendrick. I don’t wanna see yall in the jeans lol.

I really don’t think my stance on wanting kids is that odd but people act like it is.

Do it right the first time you won’t have to do it again

I be too angry for think pieces. I just get to stuttering and cussin. Not because I can’t articulate myself, but because it’s frustrating that I even have to in most cases.

I just wanna mean more to somebody than a passing chapter in a book for the road to their true lover. Goodnight 🙂

And each time I got sat down, believed his pretty words, and released the worry, he reminded me why I should’ve just rocked with my first mind. Every. Damn. Time. Somebody gone mean it one day tho. It’s cool.

I’ll never understand why people want me to have less.

Eventually a real one gets their real one. 🤞🏾✨

CUZ ONCE I GIVEM THAT MINOY MINOYNOY

That one time I was crying and snottin hard and driving and this track came on 💀 open.spotify.com/track/39Ji8y...

*deep breath* Unfrosted blueberry…

Mans was so enthralled in soccer, he only rang me up for 1/3 items. Thanks mister 🥰.

Let me talk shit about some money then…😭

Actually hesitate to reach out, keep your concerns to yourself, don’t feel free to email me.

Like… the way my locs fall, my smile, my eyes, face card, body bangin. Woooo chile *chefs kiss* - teenage me would pass out if she knew I would turn out this fine.