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vibing into the abyss 🌌🫠
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Today is the day Past Me used as a fake deadline to start treating gym more seriously… “When I have time to spiral into self-improvement…” she said. Well guess what, bitch. It’s today. 🫩

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I’ll check #Eurovision results tomorrow while chanting “burmanburmanburman” into my espresso macchiato. 😆✨

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Felt like Lithuania was giving me an iconic side-eye like, “You can’t ignore me.” And I couldn’t. 🇱🇹📱💥

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Rooting for Estonia in Eurovision like it’s a national emergency! 🇪🇪 Running on coffee and unstable emotions. Also, here is the annual drinking bingo I found 🙌🏻💙🖤🤍

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HR people! If I give you the number of my ex boss, it means they’ve been briefed about this and we won’t talk trash about each other. It’s PR, not confession tour. You want a real reference? Here’s one from my mom - she says I’m “very responsible young woman with excellent leadership potential”. 😇

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LinkedIn is just two cliques: ✅People cosplaying as executives ✅People cosplaying as ex-executives with spiritual awakenings.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

My cousin’s kid handed me a snake in skirts with the confidence of Anna Wintour. 🩷💎 She knows I’m the audience for this.

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🔥 New Pope Leo XIV calls out Russia as the aggressor in Ukraine. No neutrality like Francis. Straight up says it: Russia invaded, Russia is guilty, and the world must stop pretending otherwise. Also shades politicians (likely Trump, Orban, etc.) who stay silent or defend Putin’s war crimes.

submitted 8 days ago • 16 comments

avoidant discard hurts, but not as much as inflation. frozen berries are skyrocketing again ❤️‍🩹🩹

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

LinkedIn recruiter contacted me on FRIDAY NIGHT. I politely declined, but what I really wanted to say: “I’m clinically allergic to e-mails, notifications and your job description gave me acid reflux.” 😵‍💫

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Boop 🫵🏻🐶

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Didn’t have to say a word or lift a finger—karma understood the assignment and overdelivered. Here’s a ‘Karma Chameleon,’ straight out of Bwindi, to commemorate the mess. 🤭💚

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I wonder if they’re getting annoyed by the sound of each “Ding” as I hit enter… But that’s the price you pay for interacting with me. 🎹 Ding. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

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Could be freelancing, could be the office. Who knows? But I do know this: my dog’s not going to be happy if I’m out of the house more. 🐕😅 Agency work is wrapping up, and he’s been the true MVP coworker through it all. 🐾

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