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we hilariously planned for this to be a minisode lmao that was never gonna happen

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

and now i have to do my taxes as if i owe these people something

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

We're recording an emergency pod rn lol. IT COULDN'T WAIT

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

recipes are always telling you to “dice an onion” like that’s SO easy and something EVERYONE knows how to do

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

i DID think the light bulb beeswax candles thing was a bit out hosts were doing until i asked goog

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The thing about watching a JD Vance speech is that everyone knows he’s a little pig man. Everyone knows he exists to squeal for Trump‘s amusement. No one respects him and he clearly doesn’t respect himself.

submitted 16 days ago • 461 comments

this one weird trick will get you elected president

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

cried at an episode of bob’s burgers

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

you ever notice how people who can do the worm are always fucking doing the worm

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

other women my age might have spouses and children but do their periodontists say they have beautiful gums?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

i don’t want to rewatch weeds but i’d love to spend a little more time with her

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

guy’s never seen a plant before?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

expect the worst, hope that it’s only as bad as you expect

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

i made this dumb video last week and now i can’t stop saying “are you…are you stupid?” like eric adams

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

i do think that each and every one of us has one katy perry song that unfortunately does hit every time and if you don’t, might i burden you with never really over?

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Gemini: There are an infinite number of universes, and in all of them you self destruct.

submitted 42 days ago • 6 comments

*extremely white woman voice* jasmine crockett is my spirit animal!

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

how long does it take for kindness to kill someone ffs.

submitted 43 days ago • 22 comments

for someone who hates learning things the hard way, i sure do it a lot

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

people used to be named eugene isn’t that so fucked up

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

been lied to so much about what exactly red velvet cake is, i fear wouldn’t believe betty crocker herself if she gave me an ingredient list

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

why are his hands always out like that like relax bob fosse

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

i really love that reacher’s reason for being extremely good at everything is he was an army mp and people just accept it. that is NOT a sufficient explanation!

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

dunno if everybody knows this, but you can make hot dogs at home. it’s totally allowed. for now, at least.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

i could probably pull off being nyc’s mayor if you need me to? just nobody talk to anyone who knew me before 2015. if you can believe it, i used to be a bitch.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

ive never farted in my life

submitted 53 days ago • 3 comments

sent @ohonestly.bsky.social a pic of a minion city during recording of this ep and she did NOT like that (bc she is racist against minions)

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

why am i seeing a hawk in brooklyn? what business could it possibly have in flatbush?

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

if you see me fighting with maga in the tiktok comments no you don’t and also don’t tell my therapist

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

my own little conspiracy theory is that this is leading to elon buying amtrak and calling it xtrak or some shit

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Every day I wake up and check the news to see if it's The Big Day. I can't wait for The Big Day!!

submitted 57 days ago • 89 comments

what is this even supposed to mean

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

coworker didn’t know how to pronounce axios. i would love to switch brains with her for even just like 5 minutes. just give me 5 minutes of quiet.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

when i was a tween all i wanted in life was one of those ribbon tiaras from a renaissance fair. i wanted it so bad i was physically incapable of saying it out loud. nobody ever knew. this is the first i’m speaking about it.

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments

skeetin sweet bskys

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

can i come over and do this

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

netanyahu standing there like wow this stupid bitch is really just gonna do the work for me

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submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

due to entirely foreseen circumstances, i’m gonna need to learn to fight

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

not to be a literal, actual dog, but don’t fucking come to my house and ring my doorbell if i don’t expect you

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments