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(she/her) guess this place might suck slightly less than twitter now
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Between the idea And the reality Between the motion And the act Between the fast And the furious Falls the Shadow

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FUCK! Worst day of my FUCKING life!

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One of the things I can really never get to used to about American English is that they use "Benedict Arnold" as a pejorative instead of the compliment it is here.

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Replying "life is a cabaret" when anyone asks me how I'm doing.

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mental health services are so fucking pathetic and useless like what the fuck is this stupid shit. immediately dipped after this reply because it immediately let me know it wasn't worthwhile. sounds like some shit an AI chatbot would say.

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faberge eggs will be cheaper than real eggs in america by 2028

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they're doing this to you in the replies

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le bombs don't le kill people, le people le do!

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It gets said a lot but I do have to respect Doug Walker steadfastly doing the exact same schtick all this time. Internet culture may change, but the Nostalgia Critic is eternal.

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The Doctor + Adric

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the original case of "autistic guy meeting a slightly more autistic guy"

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"There have been some deeply upsetting allegations regarding my actions in the Amazon. I'm not here to make excuses, I'm not here to be forgiven, I'm simply here to tell my version of the story. First of all, it was NEVER my intent to deceive anyone or disrespect any culture..."

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AGP culture is a rich tradition spanning millennia, ranging from the Dies sanguinis of the Roman Galli priestesses, to the 1996 cult classic Bound. HSTS "culture" is a podcast where five girls from NYC who talk like drag queens discuss who blocks them on Twitter for 9 hours.

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The Onion's Sex House is probably the greatest original webseries ever made actually.

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Lab technician: My word! The results came back from the Jonestown case and... it wasn't poisoned at all! It was just ordinary Kool-Aid. Assistant: So you mean... Lab technician: Yes. The power to die en masse - it was within them all along. Assistant: Ah, how beautiful.

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Born too late to be a revered temple priestess. Born too early to live in a post gender society. Born just in time to get QTed by a 13 year old who thinks advocating for DIY is transmed.

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incredible director screenwriter combo here

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

This guy would have a solid "channel awesome creator to BreadTube film critic to having to flee the Internet when his DMs with his young female fans are leaked" career trajectory.

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IDK if this is too esoteric a reference for my followers but the whole DSA Cuba controversy still reminds me of a Tomás Gutiérrez Alea film lmao

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Can't wait to see the new Michael Haneke movie - just a complication of LiveLeak death videos intersped with Haneke talking to camera saying "if you enjoy this, you're one sick dude. Why do you wanna people die? Gross!".

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Me from the universe where I never transitioned: I thought exercising would help, but now I'm even worse than ever. My therapist: Have you considered travel? You mentioned wanting to see the Twin Towers. Me: Hm. Funny how narrowly that plane missed them in 2001. Therapist: Yeah that was pretty weird

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Putting this up on my wall to remind myself not to discourse

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farmers' protests in the UK reminding me why Lenin was 100% right in how he treated them (as well as why Stalin was far too kind to them).

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Juror #2 really does have a classic Hitchcockian premise where on paper it's completely absurd and contrived but instead of doing the insecure bathos lampshady thing the film takes the premise seriously and just focuses on being genuinely good enough for the audience not to care.

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

film fans who insist on using the untranslated foreign language names are so pretentious. just call him "Guillermo of the bull" smh

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Hate smug fucking Liberals responding to the rightward cultural shift with "um, miss rainbow Capitalism yet?". Not only is it just vapid point scoring towards left wing queer people - the very people who are most harmed by this, also, my answer is still "no"! I can in fact do without shit like this:

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Terminator 2 taught me the truly moving lesson that any sentient being is capable of compassion and feeling, even something seemingly as cold, emotionless, inhuman, and monotonous as Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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The "glasses, messy hair, tired but bright expression, futchy outfit" combo is the hottest aesthetic a tgirl can attain.

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hey btw since i'm already cancelled on here anyway and so have nothing to lose just gonna drop this take and then never post here again.

submitted 222 days ago • 3 comments

My review of Dredd on Letterboxd boxd.it/6d9UdX

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My review of Henry VI Part 1 on Letterboxd boxd.it/6d0eAx

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My review of Act Without Words I on Letterboxd boxd.it/6cX7RF

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one of the most satisfying feelings is when you're watching a programme filmed in front of a live audience, and they do one of those routines where they string a gag out for deliberately too long, and when the gag finally ends you get to hear the audience erupt in applause.

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It's funny that Greensleeves is thought of as a really romantic song because most people just know the beautiful tune and first three words of the lyrics ("alas, my love..."), but the actual lyrics are just the Elizabethan equivalent to an incel anthem.

submitted 328 days ago • 2 comments

"Sir, Birnam Wood has come to Dunsinane."

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samuel beckett is often considered an absurdist, but i've always viewed his work as more surrealist than absurdist. absurdism tends to have plots that, while bizarre, can be described, at least on a literal level, without much difficulty. most of beckett's stuff can't be.

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