hemilshz.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

Men of culture, we meet again. #Partheyep

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Nice of the Moon and Venus to waltz by my window.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Nice.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Is that a probe droid emerging from beneath the snow? Get me my blaster.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Haven't heard about the prescient rodent today. Is it dead? Are we in for an endless winter?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

She at on my proto 'til I bloosk. #ImSorry

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Nintendo Switcheratu

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Shitposting on main feed like my name was @markhoppus.bsky.social. #ToTheTuneOfFatLip

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Nintendo Switch 2: Magnetic Boogaloo

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Hey girl, find me in the top replies to @markhoppus.bsky.social's bloosks.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

It's only the ninth day of Christmas, you heathens. #WhereAreMyNineLadiesDancing #JustKiddingIDontHaveATrueLove

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

The greatest horror in Nosferatu is the horde of kids that swarm you like rats outside the auditorium as they come out of Sanic or Mufafa or whateverthehell.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

This is my Barbenheimer. #Babyratu

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

All is calm, all is bright.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Life Day, you disgusting creatures.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

My mom's choinka is better than your mom's choinka. #Choinka

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite part of the crèche: the weirdos' corner.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

My dad's crèche is better than your dad's crèche. #Crèche

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

I am now the author of the hottest reply to one of @markhoppus.bsky.social's bloosks. I would like to thank Bluesky, the two people who liked my reply, and Pearl Jam for this momentous occasion.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Bluke Skywalker on the AT-AT Protocol. #IsThisAnything

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Luke! I was hoping he'd show up on my birthday, but close enough.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Yesterday's hunk of junk.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Saw a pickle-colored Cyberdumpster being driven by a woman and now I'm questioning the fabric of reality.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

AT-AT! AT-AT!

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

TIE fighter!

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Found Leia in the giant boob-nipple gun. #Noice

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

This is Red Five! I'm going in(to December)! #WhatsMyAgeAgain #WheresMyLittleGreenFriend

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Guess I'm a @markhoppus.bsky.social reply guy now.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Celebrating International Men's Day at the Cyberdumpster depot. #SoManly #SoMetal #Wow

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Out here bloosking bangers to an audience of none. Such is the fate of the artist.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

And the Hemilsh Z. Pumpkins award for spookiest Halloween decorations goes to...Ghastly McMansion.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

And the Cyberdumpster is PART OF IT! #WhatsMyName

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

I'm Hemilsh Pumpkins, man! #AnyQuestions

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Bonus bike ride #2. #NotMuchMan

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Bonus bike ride. #WhatsUpMan

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

Dat foliage, tho. #LooksGoodMan

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Last bike ride of the season. #FeelsBadMan

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Men of culture, we meet again. #Partheyep

Nice of the Moon and Venus to waltz by my window.

Nice.

Is that a probe droid emerging from beneath the snow? Get me my blaster.

Haven't heard about the prescient rodent today. Is it dead? Are we in for an endless winter?

She at on my proto 'til I bloosk. #ImSorry

Nintendo Switcheratu

Shitposting on main feed like my name was @markhoppus.bsky.social. #ToTheTuneOfFatLip

Nintendo Switch 2: Magnetic Boogaloo

Hey girl, find me in the top replies to @markhoppus.bsky.social's bloosks.

It's only the ninth day of Christmas, you heathens. #WhereAreMyNineLadiesDancing #JustKiddingIDontHaveATrueLove

The greatest horror in Nosferatu is the horde of kids that swarm you like rats outside the auditorium as they come out of Sanic or Mufafa or whateverthehell.

This is my Barbenheimer. #Babyratu

All is calm, all is bright.

Happy Life Day, you disgusting creatures.

My mom's choinka is better than your mom's choinka. #Choinka

My favorite part of the crèche: the weirdos' corner.

My dad's crèche is better than your dad's crèche. #Crèche

I am now the author of the hottest reply to one of @markhoppus.bsky.social's bloosks. I would like to thank Bluesky, the two people who liked my reply, and Pearl Jam for this momentous occasion.

Bluke Skywalker on the AT-AT Protocol. #IsThisAnything

Luke! I was hoping he'd show up on my birthday, but close enough.

Yesterday's hunk of junk.

Saw a pickle-colored Cyberdumpster being driven by a woman and now I'm questioning the fabric of reality.

AT-AT! AT-AT!

TIE fighter!

Found Leia in the giant boob-nipple gun. #Noice

This is Red Five! I'm going in(to December)! #WhatsMyAgeAgain #WheresMyLittleGreenFriend

Guess I'm a @markhoppus.bsky.social reply guy now.

Celebrating International Men's Day at the Cyberdumpster depot. #SoManly #SoMetal #Wow

Out here bloosking bangers to an audience of none. Such is the fate of the artist.

And the Hemilsh Z. Pumpkins award for spookiest Halloween decorations goes to...Ghastly McMansion.

And the Cyberdumpster is PART OF IT! #WhatsMyName

I'm Hemilsh Pumpkins, man! #AnyQuestions

Bonus bike ride #2. #NotMuchMan

Bonus bike ride. #WhatsUpMan

Dat foliage, tho. #LooksGoodMan

Last bike ride of the season. #FeelsBadMan

The greatest horror in The Substance is Dennis Quaid's character not washing his hands after using the washroom.

That was gnarly, dude.

Must be trash collection day in the rich neighborhood. #CyberdumpsterCurbside