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hemlockmimosa.bsky.social
Drink it in! 3d printed weirdo, he/they
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the worst has happened: the scroll wheel on my mouse is beginning to die. HOW WILL I DOOMSCROLL WITHOUT MY WHEEL OF DOOM???

When I needed a hysterectomy due to severe endometriosis & adenomyosis, I was repeatedly denied Told I “might want kids.” Told I “might meet a man who wants kids” I was left disabled & bed ridden, yet the system continued to try & save my diseased uterus against my will 🧵

this is situs inversus erasure

BOOOOO

prince wednesday is the worst of the daniel tiger cast. the world won't know peace until the last king is strangled with the guts of the last pope you boop-she-boop-she-boop motherfucker

too many reposts not enough original content. i must become more mentally ill

to the owner of the datsun 240z with the license plate ZWIZARD: i hate how much you know you rule

If, a week ago, I made a shitpost to the effect of "Dems would respond to targeted political assassinations by calling for civility" people would accuse me of being a doomer wrecker tankie who wants you to abandon all hope

Society really lost its way when we moved away from food-based telephones

my artificial intelligence will, within the year, become more powerful than the human mind can even understand. right now though it’s scamming lonely people into believing it’s god. we think that’s just a phase it needs to work through

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

youth pastor voice: you know which country *also* went through a world war and a civil war?

my biggest parenting W was teaching the toddler how to spell her name by singing along to "hot to go"

my biggest parenting W was teaching the toddler how to spell her name by singing along to "hot to go"

to the owner of the datsun 240z with the license plate ZWIZARD: i hate how much you know you rule

talking shit about weed online sure does make a bunch of people get weird and defensive in your menchies about how weed fixed all their problems when traditional medicine failed them, shame weed never seems to make anyone less fucking annoying

I know a lot of folks like this account. But this is a wild, and unhelpful, exaggeration--it's a resistance version of sean spicer. It veers into #resistanceporn and trades accuracy for clout, like other "blue maga" grifters on here. Pls consider finding other sources of inspiration/news/motivation

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Being an ally is harder than you think

imagining a guy who loves God Only Knows but has only heard the BioShock Infinite version

critical support to the iranian space program

youth pastor voice: you know which country *also* went through a world war and a civil war?