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hennal.bsky.social
Professional internet user Lives in the greatest nation on Earth Double digit IQ score (tested) Underdeveloped frontal lobe RIP Slammin
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Special place in heaven for the person who came up with salted caramel hot chocolate.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I used to laugh at the "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" Bilbo line, but boy do I get it now

submitted 17 days ago • 34 comments

It would be nice if British weather just bent to my will in every way.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

My Twitter feed is good at constantly reminding me why I am super glad that I have no interest in computer science and software engineering.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

The reason why I always log in to Twitter and not Bluesky, even though I don't really *post* there, is because this place isn't chaotic. There aren't really any clout chasers, people lying for attention, public crash outs, niche controversies, interesting debates, schizos etc here.

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

New Years Resolutions: - Become more aggressive and unlikeable - Try some form of hard drugs - Start ozempic - Finish my degree (with strong resentment) - Land a FAANG job - Find a wife - Set a daily alarm reminding me to have hatred in my heart - Hate mathematics (in particular)

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

Hyper Hexagonest 280 seconds. New best by around 40 seconds.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Backshots here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

I swear all these "new dangerous TikTok trends" are completely made up. What the fuck is chroming?

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

I just want, as a straight man, to find another straight man to make out with. Why is this so difficult?

submitted 219 days ago • 0 comments

I usually never understand what women mean when they say something gives them "the ick", but this tweet absolutely gives me it.

submitted 273 days ago • 1 comment

skill issue

submitted 293 days ago • 0 comments

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