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Got me feeling like Crash Bandicoot
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Effective Altruism is great, not because it has great ideas or anything but because it let’s you know who is currently involved in human trafficking

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Born to early to discover new lands Born to late to explore the stars Born just in time to listen to Mr. Brightside 600,000x on repeat

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I imagined how goofy the shoulders would end up looking, giggled, then immediately drew it because I needed to see it made real

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They put microplastics in my balls to give you bitches a chance

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Every year, when Pat visits Woolie, we are treated to the "bald baby ghost Pat" experience and it's always funny

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Just realized i accidentally took off work for purim

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oh hey it's NITW's 8th anniversary for all who celebrate

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AI will not destroy jobs, it will actually create jobs. For every AI you have to assign 2 guys to monitor it because it's stupid and sucks ass

submitted 520 days ago • 54 comments

People keep saying he’s on ketamine because there was that one story about how he does it a lot but this is a man that gacked to gills and frankly that’s how he’s appeared to be in public for a long time now. Someone in a khole doesn’t act like this.

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But doctor i am pagliacci ass country

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Thats a you problem bro, I tell jokes and drink beer and everyone loves me. Sorry manhood doesn’t give out participation trophies

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You want All Ye Faithful to do what?!?

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

(looks at smudged writing on hand) ecxexitive orders

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It is impossible to describe my personal concerns about this administration without sounding schizophrenic

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I get not liking raw veggies, a lot of them taste like nothing. But not liking cooked veggies? Do you hate flavor? Afraid you might get some nutrients?

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I like my french fries medium rare

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THE HOBBIT (1977): DOPESMOKER EDITION A fan edit by me that pairs the beloved Rankin/Bass animated Hobbit movie with the legendary sounds of Sleep's collosal single track album DOPESMOKER. Get it here: drive.google.com/file/d/16tci...

submitted 25 days ago • 12 comments

Bipolar disorder:

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Do rich people not know about books? Or Google? Or libraries?

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Shia LaBeouf implies the existence of Sunni LaBeouf

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im calling in sick

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chat is it a good sign for the success of my authoritarian purge when the army just tells me no

submitted 11 days ago • 10 comments

Sometimes i randomly remember there’s no five guys near me and get mad af, why should i have to suffer this is bullshit

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Cynicism is a luxury of stable times

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Oh hello. I’m here for my daily morning “climb on your leg while you work” snuggles. 🐾 🥰 #Corgi #CorgiCrew

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

just sat here thinking about the greatest wizard of all time: Jesus Christ

submitted 11 days ago • 32 comments

Staycations are unparalleled if you just want raw debauchery.

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Marijuano (Weed for Boys)

submitted 12 days ago • 14 comments

Damn that’s crazy, oh look a poll showing the exact opposite of this happening

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What do we do if the constitution isn’t in effect anymore!!!! Literally whatever you want it’s chaos bro

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Token straight

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Ya know, sometimes drugs *are* bad

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watch elon musk with the sound off and tell me that he's sober

submitted 12 days ago • 67 comments

changing my legal name to Diversity Transgender Woman to get picked up by their anti woke software and immediately vanish from all public records. i am now a ghost. phase one has begun

submitted 12 days ago • 12 comments

Vaporwave will always be my fav aesthetic; not only bc of how nice it looks n sounds but my late grandma lived in a very old apartment and had a bunch of retro stuff you'd find in the vaporwave aesthetic all the while living near the coast. so vaporwave takes me back to being a kid visiting her

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

We used to be a proper app. No one wants to skeet goatse anymore because of woke.

submitted 165 days ago • 16 comments

Francis I will baptize my kids Catholic if you do this

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The capricious leprechaun right before he turns my greed against me:

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

100% agree. It’s good to be aware of the dangers of alcohol, but the truth is for the vast majority of people having a couple drinks with friends every once in a while is probably a lot healthier than being a shut in that doesn’t drink. And also helps the revolution or something i guess

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This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.

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