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BiPrideFlag.jpeg goes here. Baker and sufferer of projects. Sometimes I'm on Twitch
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I haven't been to the gym in a while, and boy did I not miss the mulleted morons trying to impress each other by being idiots with the equipment and holding me up.

Finally have power back, now to spend my BH Monday catching up on a week's worth of housework

At some point my power will return and I'll never take having electricity for granted again

Got told I can't be Such A Funny Guy in work. Don't you know that's like asking the Pope to stop being Catholic????

Fuck that, booked into a hotel.

Gonna be without power until Monday week. This is hell.

Thankfully, no major damage from #StormEowyn for me. Cracked chimney cap is about it. No power though, and no expected timeline for it to come back yet, which is annoying.

It came wrapped in the flat and carrying a bible. I fucking hate this timeline.

This is an utter farce. We've got rotating Taoiseagh as standard now, and people both in government and opposition. Just a mockery of democratic voting.

was mostly keeping it together until I read Kyle MacLachlan's tribute to David Lynch

WHY are we engaging in the farce of rotating the office of Taoiseach again?!? It feels like the office is a plaything now.

Strongly recommend listening to a Billy Joel vinyl when your brain isn't making the happy chemicals

So I finally read the Gaiman article. Fuck him. Fuck his entire existence. He is a depraved monster.

Spotify casually lobbing songs I used to listen to in clubs at me while I'm in work today. Is this what being old feels like?

Absolutely harrowing images. Sincerely hope as many as possible make it out okay from this

Straight up not enjoying this weather anymore after skidding in the car yesterday

New job has a gym on site, and I fear my mental health is about to improve as a result

Back to work tomorrow after being laid off 4 months ago. Equal parts excited and apprehensive. Also, first early morning in that time lmao

Fucking O'Leary. We're gonna end up with a home grown Musk

Block them on sight. Do not engage them.

I need like limited audience posts on here, because I have feral thoughts I want to document but not let everyone see

A year mired by personal crisis interspersed with many elections. I hope 2025 is better.

This is actually horrifying. There's already endless bots on Instagram and outrage merchants on Facebook. This is going to do nothing but reinforce echo chambers.

Adding to the ✨discourse✨ People who are pro-yellow paint in games are being deliberately obtuse. Part of the fun of a game is figuring stuff out. Having it highlighted in a garish way that every studio now uses is boring. Implement it for easy mode or whatever

Please share this and reach out to me or Wendy if you see Rachel around Smithfield market. If you can please take a picture of her so we know the exact spot she was seen, that would be great, too. 🙏🏽🙏🏽

Because these damn tins contain anything but cookies

I'm just saying, if you're concerned about the structural integrity of the bread, your Christmas sandwiches are not big enough

Lads, I'm absolutely bollixed after being on my feet the last two days preparing for and then cooking a Christmas dinner. WHY CAN'T I SLEEP

Merry Christmas all. Now go back to bed.

The pastry induced stress has peaked.

The woman from the "I don't know my fruits" video could fix me

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