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i'm being told the ephebophile union's new slogan "adult height, paint 'em white" isn't going over well for a multitude of reasons

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Today I paid off my last credit card bill making me debt free and with a positive net worth for the first time in my adult life. If it can happen to a 39 year old simpleton who can’t stop posting about his ass, it could happen to you too

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When it comes to the number row i'm a typo machine. Watch, I'll try typing my phone number. 75754`4211

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(To the tune of coal chamber’s “big truck”) Food truck

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Guy on the train eating a 7-11 hot dog at 7:42 in the morning

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The pneumatic tube that feeds me the coffee I need to get out of bed just spilled all over the place. Who’s going to clean this up? Not me I bet

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Gotta buy some new clothes today (laundry basket’s full)

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Trying to come up with a way to tell my bbw girlfriend that she’s sexy without saying her legs are like big drumsticks and I just wanna eat ‘em all up For the purposes of this post I have a girlfriend

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Basing my decision to go back to school completely on the Afroman song “back to school “

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A recruiter asked me to apply for a job as a teacher, jesus fucking christ can you imagine

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John Shithead from Assfuck, Ohio

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Remembering the time I found an old worksheet from kindergarten where I drew batman and underneath it I wrote "Batman is a bat. Batman is a man. He fights crime. He is Dick."

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Got a new job today, which means tomorrow morning I get to kick in the door and tell my coworkers to go fuck themselves

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what’s the scientific explanation for how it’s literally always Monday

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I will continue to shitpost For my country

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Buying 17 pounds of gummi worms from the bulk bins at the supermarket

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Just found out that women's restrooms don't have urinals. What else have they been hiding from us?

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I had an idea for once

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in american pie they're all supposed to be high school seniors but when i was in high school most of the seniors were 17 but you still see shannon elizabeth's tits

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love how The Metamorphosis, despite being about a guy who becomes a bug and skitters around morosely before being mortally wounded by an apple, is universally relatable cause everyone hates all responsibilities enough sometimes to wistfully imagine, what if i was a sad bug nobody liked and i died 😌

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Disappointed in my phone because it suggested microwave, microsoft, and microphone before micropenis

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39 years old and my kitchen is a fridge, toaster oven, a single stovetop burner, microwave, tea kettle and keurig in my basement apartment. Should probably change my life around Oh and a sink

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Rewatching children of men wondering why nobody's calling it a utopia, sounds awesome

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I don't fuckin know, who cares

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i'm being told the ephebophile union's new slogan "adult height, paint 'em white" isn't going over well for a multitude of reasons

Today I paid off my last credit card bill making me debt free and with a positive net worth for the first time in my adult life. If it can happen to a 39 year old simpleton who can’t stop posting about his ass, it could happen to you too

When it comes to the number row i'm a typo machine. Watch, I'll try typing my phone number. 75754`4211

(To the tune of coal chamber’s “big truck”) Food truck

Guy on the train eating a 7-11 hot dog at 7:42 in the morning

The pneumatic tube that feeds me the coffee I need to get out of bed just spilled all over the place. Who’s going to clean this up? Not me I bet

Gotta buy some new clothes today (laundry basket’s full)

Trying to come up with a way to tell my bbw girlfriend that she’s sexy without saying her legs are like big drumsticks and I just wanna eat ‘em all up For the purposes of this post I have a girlfriend

Basing my decision to go back to school completely on the Afroman song “back to school “

A recruiter asked me to apply for a job as a teacher, jesus fucking christ can you imagine

John Shithead from Assfuck, Ohio

Remembering the time I found an old worksheet from kindergarten where I drew batman and underneath it I wrote "Batman is a bat. Batman is a man. He fights crime. He is Dick."

Got a new job today, which means tomorrow morning I get to kick in the door and tell my coworkers to go fuck themselves

what’s the scientific explanation for how it’s literally always Monday

I will continue to shitpost For my country

Buying 17 pounds of gummi worms from the bulk bins at the supermarket

Just found out that women's restrooms don't have urinals. What else have they been hiding from us?

I had an idea for once

in american pie they're all supposed to be high school seniors but when i was in high school most of the seniors were 17 but you still see shannon elizabeth's tits

Disappointed in my phone because it suggested microwave, microsoft, and microphone before micropenis

39 years old and my kitchen is a fridge, toaster oven, a single stovetop burner, microwave, tea kettle and keurig in my basement apartment. Should probably change my life around Oh and a sink

Rewatching children of men wondering why nobody's calling it a utopia, sounds awesome

I don't fuckin know, who cares

It's right to let people choose, but it's better to pressure them towards the right thing

Have you heard the one about the photon checking into the hotel?

Google assistant just told me the best joke

The opposite of based should be called acid

Batting 2nd is the new batting 3rd

Tired: track 4 is the best song Based: track 3 is the best song

I love when roast beef clowns on pat